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it's not easy being green....
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stare:
i'm dying. thanks for asking.
stare:
and no, i didnt know i was a sexy bitch.
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ok ok so i would have felt better if they had looked at my tonsils and said "yep. they're swollen. so we're gonna take this big fat needle and drain that sucker before you choke to death. alright?"
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so the chick tells me that she doesnt think i have strep but she's only going to test for that and nothing else. and if i'm still sick in TWO WEEKS, i can come back in and get tested again. thanks to her i've rekinddled my hatred of doctors all over again. *sigh*
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i'm going to the doctors tomorrow morning. i'ts seems like forever away. frown


yay!! i got my pic on here!!! insecurious (right) + stare (wrong)
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joscelyne:
I'm sorry, so sorry...
jeremy:
Poor girl! I wish you the best!

*hugs*
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i'm so tired, i can't think of anything to say today. insecurious told me that ususally she gets more responses when she puts lyrics in here instead of actual thought, so here goes:

conjunction junction, what's your function???


and yes I am talking about YOU!!!!
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joscelyne:
Yeah man you should kick her ass.

It wasn't me, I sure as hell didn't have a 103 degree fever. Nor did I have a fever! I had THE flu. Dun dun dun...
hunginn:
I find that when I use lyrics, I get an average of about 0 responses. As opposed to my actual word->response average, which is about .001.
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i'm going to the playgrond this weekend!!! yay!!!
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stare:
breats?? ok....i meant the little kids. they're evil!!!
takora:
"...are you prepared to scare the itty bitties away from the swing set?"

i find that some low-yeild land mines hidden in the wood chip covered park ground works well.
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i never thought working at a pet store would be so stressful... You think you're gonna be playing with cute little fuzzy animals all day but when it comes down to it you end up cleaning up their shit while trying to stop the hemmoraging from all the fingers that they've bitten off. oh so fun.. and on top of that, my boss (the one...
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oipthestampede:
According to your profile, I should get you hot since technically, I've never fucked a girl. Score one for Oip.
jeremy:
When the hell are you going to update this thing?
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i cant imagine having a job in food service.. helping people who have attitude before they get their first coffee (of course the order is never "just coffee") and their bran muffin with wheat grass smosh on it, is not my idea of a job that will ever pay quite enough.

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joscelyne:
Jesus Christ, I'm a frickin juice monkey...
joscelyne:
check out my new pic. they say hello, sioban!
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ahhh....there's nothing like the stench of an overactive ego in the morning... mine, you ask??? YOU BETCHA!!!
joscelyne:
Your ego? Overactive? What are we betting, here?

"And who's screwed? I'M SCREWED!" muahahahaha.
joscelyne:
Where in bloody hell is my stare?
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it seems like all opinions count except mine. i'm nobody's fucking trick monkey damnit!!

oh and joss i still dont know what you said..
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joscelyne:
daze...posting in stare's journal... This just strikes me as comical. Stare. Daze. Get it? Oh alright I'm lame, I know.
digdug:
cutie