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defenestration (noun) : a throwing of a person or thing out of a window.


this is the coolest fucking word i know and when i was freshman in college my teacher told me there was no verb form and dinged me on the grade. but here IS!!!


(edited on account of my stupid ass.)

a few days ago our african grey got stolen. serves us right for trying to sell a 1400 dollar bird. the last one we had got stolen too and since then the security hasnt gotten any tighter so who's really at fault? and on top of that, guess who forgot to turn on the security camera?? not me. the manager said that out of the...
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this a revolution of the mind.

this is not a journal update.

does Spike TV have any other shows other than Most Extreme Elimination Challenge? cause it doesnt seem like it. hey im not complaining, that show is pretty funny when im drunk

last night, mike dreamt that i was running around killing everyone with a big cleaver.

that's fucking awesome!!!!

it was a nice dream.

i back finally. youd think after all that vacation time id be thoroughly rested. think again, smartypants. 159 days to go. i think ill go take a nap and hope i wake up next year. fuck stop loss!

hey everyone ill be on vacation for awhile. theres no telling when ill update again. hope ya'll have as much fun as ME!! mwhahahahahahahahahahahahah!!