stare

dude, is that fluffy behind your head? what's that purple thing on his neck? I don't remember that.

and if you're going to choose a boob of mine to take, you might want to take the left one. Sure, the right one might be obscenely bigger [gosh, I'm gross], but the left one is where it's at, baby. You should know this, you got quite a response with that one!!

thursday!!!