FUCK RETAIL JOBS!!!!!
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i think my cat's favorite food is Doritos. whenever he sees chips he gets as close to my face as he can and then he bats at the chips with his paw. what a bastard!!! he steals my pillows and leaves his fur all over and NOW he wants my chips?!?!?! oh HELL NO!!!! 
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joscelyne:
Haha, you should join the Kitties group. Isn't he really too old to be batting at your face though?
stare:
yeah hes a geezer all right. hes 16 years old and still has time to house-hop for kitty treats.....greedy bastard.
since when is being lazy a BAD thing???? 
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spacecadet:
hmmm...lazy a bad thing?? in whose vocabulary?!? not mine, certainly...well, i guess it would be from my other entry...
...ah, the hypocrite strikes again!!
*poof*
...ah, the hypocrite strikes again!!
*poof*
joscelyne:
I read that as "since when is being bad a LAZY thing?"
Sometimes my brain moves too fast.
Sometimes my brain moves too fast.
woohoo!! one year!!!! 
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stare:
not wedding...just the general celebrate-for-just-about-anything-anniversary.
spacecadet:
w00t!! one year ago that zack woke up w/two beautiful women in his bed...whoops, should i have said anything??
sunday is the company's christmas party. woohoo im getting waisted!!! 
joscelyne:
Is that like where they take you by the waist and twist you and turn you till you get all sick like and crack your back and such?
ohhhhhh, wasted. You know, you and I still have yet to get really wasted together. Those cranberry hard lemonades are good though.
Oh and I just watched Boondock Saints for the first time.
ohhhhhh, wasted. You know, you and I still have yet to get really wasted together. Those cranberry hard lemonades are good though.
Oh and I just watched Boondock Saints for the first time.
joscelyne:
I tried calling you twice just now, but the line remains busy. Sadness 
invader zim dvd MAY 11th!!!!!! 
spacecadet:
CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASMl: A COUPLE OF DAYS AGO!!
wanna borrow it?? lemme know
wanna borrow it?? lemme know
another foggy day in the big foggy city. only a few more days until my one year anniversary. im so excited!!! for the most part itll be a normal crappy day at work but hopefully ill get a moment to scream "WOOHOO! ONE YEAR!" and then go back to my business as everyone stands around wondering what just happened.
you know, child birth just seems so messy and gross im kinda glad that when i decide to have a kid i wont be able to see all that stuff over my big belly. 
joscelyne:
One of my sixth grade teachers had her baby and she asked her doctor if she could bring her afterbirth to class. You know, the whole placenta thingie filled with water and all that. I'm so glad he wouldn't let her.
spacecadet:
I'VE SEEN IT ALLLLLLLLLL!! IT'S A GLORIOUS PROCESS!!
...but i kin wait...i just hope there's noone there at mah baby-encrusted canal waitin' w/a vid camera
...but i kin wait...i just hope there's noone there at mah baby-encrusted canal waitin' w/a vid camera
is it my birthday yet???
im really not liking the army right now. sometimes i wonder exactly how many monkeys they have working on this whole war plan. 
spacecadet:
the world may never know...either that, or they will, 'n' then they'll all have to be shot...
joscelyne:
it's a growing number.
woohoo!! cargo mafia reigns again!!! together we shall TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!! 
ARGH!
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spacecadet:
yeshp!! CARGO MAFIA UP IN THIS CRATE, BIOTCH!!
now, does anybody remember what we did w/that crowbar?? it's gettin' kinda stuffy in here...(i kin only smell yer feet for so long)
haha...haHAhaha...ha
::ahem::
now, does anybody remember what we did w/that crowbar?? it's gettin' kinda stuffy in here...(i kin only smell yer feet for so long)
haha...haHAhaha...ha
::ahem::
joscelyne:
we had a crowbar this entire time?!
have you ever had one of those days where the boss yells at everyone for really stupid things??? this season has been so hard on everyone. all of the managers at my store are themselves seriously ill or have spouses that are. and i dont mean the flu...i mean cancer or other life threatening illnesses. it makes for a very exposive atmosphere with everyone suppressing...
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spacecadet:
aw man, sorry to hear about major non-happiness atcher work place...i hope things get better over there...
i just wanted to lechoo know that i'm here now, 'n' i'm not gonna stop botherin' you...heh-heh...
::poke-poke:: bother...botherbother...BOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHER
okay, me go now...i have to finish settin' up this fun profile thingo i've got now
<3,
i just wanted to lechoo know that i'm here now, 'n' i'm not gonna stop botherin' you...heh-heh...
::poke-poke:: bother...botherbother...BOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHER
okay, me go now...i have to finish settin' up this fun profile thingo i've got now
<3,
joscelyne:
I think you need to take a pic of jenn for her so she won't be profile-pictureless and thus considered uncreepy.
...
anyways, i just noticed that your back...so welcome back.