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hello, what would you like to scratch today?
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joscelyne:
my ballsack

except charlie already scratched the fuck out of my hand which did not feel well after having to immerse my hands in berhot dishwater and sanitizer. ouchems.
fej:
my head and ponder
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once, back in highschool, i put all this fuzzy patches and a bunny tail onto my favorite overalls (my only pair of overalls actually). it was my most favoritest thing to wear. then one day i was standing in line somewhere and this 7 year old asian girl fondled by tail when my back was turned. coincidentally that was the last time i wore my...
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joscelyne:
steal me, deal me, anyway you heal me
joscelyne:
yes but you are not here NOW

even if I were to sign onto aim, you prolly wouldn't be there either.
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sho sho lonely. i want to huggle.
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joscelyne:
I am your dirty little whore...

I must have gone to bed really early last night if people commented in my journal at like 10 and I wasn't there to check it. I know I left to cry myself to sleep but thankfully all I did was wake up with a really bad sore throat and congestion again. This is getting ridiculous.

Please tell me we're going to see one another before Disneyland, this is getting quite sad frown
gwen1:
huggles.
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you're no good, heartbreaker
you're a liar and a you're a cheat
and i dont know why
i let you do these things to me...
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osoesoteric:
wow.. that design is great... i definitly see why it would be placed by your shoulders instead of the lower part of your back.
joscelyne:
you got it, spud. as long as you're not fickle.
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i'm here to chew bubble gum and kick ass....and i'm all out of bubble gum.
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pureblu12225:
woohoo for bad ass chicks go get'em girly smile
joscelyne:
this pic makes me get lost in your eyeballs.
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my ibprofen just kicked in so im making and egg salad sammich YUM. id offer some to insecurious but you know how she feels about mayo. but HEY....it's not like im eating it plain...
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i am missing an acorn squeak squeaken skeakity
did you take my acorn? squeaker squeaken squeak
you owe me an acorn squeak squeak squeaker squeaken
joscelyne:
*eeyaghh, eeeeeyaggghhhhh* <-- sound of a dying giraffe
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you're bad dancing makes my feet sad...
pureblu12225:
haha smile but its tru huh
oh and beautiful pic
joscelyne:
your*

i miss you. i wish you were here to keep me company. i can't stop crying.
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it's not easy being green....
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stare:
i'm dying. thanks for asking.
stare:
and no, i didnt know i was a sexy bitch.
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ok ok so i would have felt better if they had looked at my tonsils and said "yep. they're swollen. so we're gonna take this big fat needle and drain that sucker before you choke to death. alright?"