This weekend I've been given shit by several people about my using the bell on my bicycle.. Apparently the bell, which was invented to warn people that you're nearing them so they can give you room to pass or at least move back onto the sidewalk (if they're pedestrians), is offensive to their fragile little souls.
I guess I should just doing it the old way again and yell 'MOVE IT OR LOOSE IT YOU FAT MOTHERFUCKER!!!'.
Bottomline: I never liked people to begin with, and I like them less each day.
Anyway. Anyone have any new ideas to replace the bicycle bell?
I guess I should just doing it the old way again and yell 'MOVE IT OR LOOSE IT YOU FAT MOTHERFUCKER!!!'.
Bottomline: I never liked people to begin with, and I like them less each day.
Anyway. Anyone have any new ideas to replace the bicycle bell?
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Do not replace the bell. It's a little inconvenience they should be able to learn to deal w/.
What about people like me, who think bike bells are cute? Huh? What about MY rights?
DON'T LET THE BASTARDS WIN!!!!!!
hehehe....
"better" = better than feeling like crap. Better even than that. Really good.
or bad,
if that's better.
eat lots of beans the night before.