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Love Affair
A couple has two beautiful daughters. They also want to have a son and so they decide to get a third child.
The wife gets pregnant and the baby is a little boy. The father is completely happy and drives to the hospital as quickly as possible in order to see his son.
When he sees the child, he becomes pale because he is the ugliest child that he ever saw. He says to his wife: "I can't be the father of this boy. Just look at our beautiful daughters. You definitely had an affair with another man!"
She replies: "No! Not this time!"
Funny Valentine Day slogans.
1. I admire your strength, I admire your spunk, But the thing I like best, is getting you drunk.
2. Our love will never become cold and hollow, Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.
3. I bought this Valentine's card at the store, In hopes that, later, you'd be my whore.
4. This feels so good, it feels so right, I just wish it wasn't $250 a night.
5. You're a woman of style, you're a woman of class, Especially when I'm spanking, your big-round-fat ass.
6. Before I met you, my heart was so famished, But now I'm fulfilled. . . SO MAKE ME A SAMICH!!!
7. Through all the things that came to pass, Our love has grown. . . but so's your ass.
8. You're a honey. . . and you're a cutie, I just wished you had J-Lo's "booty".
9. I don't wanna be sappy or silly or corny, So right to the point, let's do it, I'm horny!
10. If you think that hickey looks like a blister. You should check out the one that I gave to your sister!
Love after years....
An 80 year old woman was arrested for shop lifting. When she went before the judge he asked her,"What did you steal?"
She replied: "A can of peaches".
The judge asked her why she had stolen them and she replied that she was hungry.
The judge then asked her how many peaches were in the can.
She replied, "6".
The judge then said, "I will give you 6 days in jail."
Before the judge could actually pronounce the punishment the woman's husband spoke up and asked the judge if he could say something.
"What is it?" the Judge said.
The husband said "She also stole a can of peas."
Love Affair
A couple has two beautiful daughters. They also want to have a son and so they decide to get a third child.
The wife gets pregnant and the baby is a little boy. The father is completely happy and drives to the hospital as quickly as possible in order to see his son.
When he sees the child, he becomes pale because he is the ugliest child that he ever saw. He says to his wife: "I can't be the father of this boy. Just look at our beautiful daughters. You definitely had an affair with another man!"
She replies: "No! Not this time!"
Funny Valentine Day slogans.
1. I admire your strength, I admire your spunk, But the thing I like best, is getting you drunk.
2. Our love will never become cold and hollow, Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.
3. I bought this Valentine's card at the store, In hopes that, later, you'd be my whore.
4. This feels so good, it feels so right, I just wish it wasn't $250 a night.
5. You're a woman of style, you're a woman of class, Especially when I'm spanking, your big-round-fat ass.
6. Before I met you, my heart was so famished, But now I'm fulfilled. . . SO MAKE ME A SAMICH!!!
7. Through all the things that came to pass, Our love has grown. . . but so's your ass.
8. You're a honey. . . and you're a cutie, I just wished you had J-Lo's "booty".
9. I don't wanna be sappy or silly or corny, So right to the point, let's do it, I'm horny!
10. If you think that hickey looks like a blister. You should check out the one that I gave to your sister!
Love after years....
An 80 year old woman was arrested for shop lifting. When she went before the judge he asked her,"What did you steal?"
She replied: "A can of peaches".
The judge asked her why she had stolen them and she replied that she was hungry.
The judge then asked her how many peaches were in the can.
She replied, "6".
The judge then said, "I will give you 6 days in jail."
Before the judge could actually pronounce the punishment the woman's husband spoke up and asked the judge if he could say something.
"What is it?" the Judge said.
The husband said "She also stole a can of peas."
heartbaker:
Hahaha
ivonne:
clear that I'll be your sugar
clear that I'll be your sugar