starburn

I look out in the backyard and I see half a dozen squirrels freaking out. It was wierd to see them all in one place like that, on the ground together, even if they weren't freaking out. That reminds me that I need to take the dogs out, they love chasing the squirrels. And honestly, I think the squirrels love being chased.
When we get out there, there were a lot more squirrels than I thought, an army of squirrels. The dogs get to chasing, and a lot of them move out beyond the fence, i can see them on the other side, freaking out, at least 2 were fighting making sounds like they were screaming. They all seemed to be making unpleasant noises. And some of them were in the trees, they always are, some live there, but there were so many squirrels up in the trees it looked like the trees were alive. And then some of them were so busy freaking out they don't even run from the dogs right away. And the dogs are racing around chasing the squirrels and at least 5 times they almost caught one, the squirrels seemed confused and didn't know which way to run. It only took 5 minutes for Punkin to get worn out and want to come in. He was panting like he was going to die, and its not even hot today, just humid. 10 seconds later pig wants in. she's panting hard too. And then i realise she's having a heat stroke or something and i have to get a wet wash cloth after her. And when i looked out into the backyard, I couldn't see even one squirrel.
Ok. I'm too paranoid for shit like this to happen. There's an army of squirrels dancing and fighting in my backyard like fucking west side story? Nothing seems really random to me and stuff like that makes me think its a sign from god or a warning because animals seem to know when something bad is going to happen before we do. For all I know the squirrels masterminded a plan to kill the dogs. They sure disapeared fast. The dogs got so excited they even forgot to go to the bathroom.