starbelliedboy

So I'm transcribing the same story since my boss never got around to finishing it up. It's still insanely boring. This guy's the superintendent for some rich-ass housing development in NY. Blah, blah, blah, who the fuck cares...But now he's talking about his former career as a cop. "We got a call at Waterside Plaza on the 16th floor. The sheriff was serving a warrant for eviction. They went to the wrong floor, but the same apartment number. He knocked on the door and the guy inside looked out and tried to jump out the window into the bay. The wind blew him in and he hit the wall and he splattered all over the floor. The guys head was here and his body was here. Apparently, the guy was dealing drugs and he thought they were there for him" OMG, that would be HILARIOUS to publish, but they'll never let me. Blood and gore is not, as previously hoped, the lifeblood of the construction industry. Apparently, it's oil and lube(and not the good kind!)