Ice skating with the work people last night. I fell a lot and am pretty bruised, as it was my first time. The boss's kid tried to take me out but didn't realize I'm twice his size, so he went down instead. He cried, and told his mommy on me. When she didn't really do anything to make him feel better, he tried to kick me in the crotch. Little bastard! I should've beheaded him with my skates instead of trying to get him up and going. He wasn't even hurt, the little faker! But whatever. Also, one of the cooks broke his hip in three places. I may be a bastard, but what teenage guy breaks his hip falling on ice? That's really something you'd reserve for your grandma... Another of the cooks got vd from one of the CSRs. None were surprised, she's pretty scuzzy. That was hilarious and he will never live it down.
Gonna invite Angie and Dannah to Mike's 21st. Gotta get some choice ladies in there, since the only ones we know that are cool are already taken. Either way, it should be a good time. I'm excited.
Gonna invite Angie and Dannah to Mike's 21st. Gotta get some choice ladies in there, since the only ones we know that are cool are already taken. Either way, it should be a good time. I'm excited.