Ah, I'm so glad I've had this whole beautiful morning to spend recovering from the bender I went on last night. It was a fantastic time. Got a party tonight and a party tomorrow night(which I'm not too jazzed about going to, but if everyone else goes...) So I'm gonna be getting sufficiently soused to spend my first week of school not knowing where I am. 
With my schedule on Thursday compared to my schedule on Friday, it looks like I'll probably have to give up the guaranteed drunkeness that is bowling night on Thursdays. I'm dissapointed, but I've got school, then work on Thursday, so if I go to bowling, too, I won't have time to get any of the reading done for the next day. Considering I've got two English classes on Friday(the first of which starts at 9:45), there'll be a lot of that to go around. I'll try it out for a week or two and see if I can still handle it. If not, I'll have to pick another night for guaranteed drunkenness. I'm in college, it's my job. Anyway, I'm really excited about getting back to English. For the most part, this summer has been bereft of reading(except for magazines, which I get three of a month) and writing(except for a number of poems i could count on one hand). I don't have a creative writing class this semester, but at least this'll get me thinking about reading again. That makes me happy.
With my schedule on Thursday compared to my schedule on Friday, it looks like I'll probably have to give up the guaranteed drunkeness that is bowling night on Thursdays. I'm dissapointed, but I've got school, then work on Thursday, so if I go to bowling, too, I won't have time to get any of the reading done for the next day. Considering I've got two English classes on Friday(the first of which starts at 9:45), there'll be a lot of that to go around. I'll try it out for a week or two and see if I can still handle it. If not, I'll have to pick another night for guaranteed drunkenness. I'm in college, it's my job. Anyway, I'm really excited about getting back to English. For the most part, this summer has been bereft of reading(except for magazines, which I get three of a month) and writing(except for a number of poems i could count on one hand). I don't have a creative writing class this semester, but at least this'll get me thinking about reading again. That makes me happy.
I think im gonna do my knob creek flask action tonight for my weekly bender. You should just get drunk and yell obscenities all night long at those parties. Thats a lot of fun.
You can tell people about the "Rusty Trombone"(thats where a girl eats your ass and jacks you off at the same time) hahaha
I apologize if thats offensive