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Los Angeles in general...I grew up everywhere.

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Wednesday Dec 10, 2003

Dec 10, 2003
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So because I'm sick...and because I'm USELESS when I'm sick....I've come to a very important realization:

I DO NOT belong in the kitchen. Last night I almost killed myself trying to make a fucking bowl of soup. The end result was NO SOUP...BROKEN DISHES...and like 2nd DEGREE BURNS on my HAND. I went to bed hungry...uncomfortable...and extremely humilated. Luckily I had a handy dishrag nearby to take the entire ordeal out on. But MAN that probably looked silly.

OK So....yeah I'm a little bummed out that IDIOT STARE didn't get to be part of that SG Burlesque thing. That so would've ruled.
NEXT TIME FUCKERS! Yeah...you'll see!!!!

Can't wait for Return of the King and Peter Pan. The rest of December can go to hell for all I care.

Ooooooooh....I get onery when I'm sick. Think I'll go lay down....
VIEW 5 of 5 COMMENTS
shal:
1) Open can of soup.
2) Pour soup in plastic bowl
3) Microwave

Heh..
Dec 11, 2003
niobe:
Vomited In The Sink is a band name? That is crazy!
Dec 11, 2003

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