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well here i go again on Order Date: 01/10/2012 i happen to find this.. go look at it because its awesome !!! and i know your not sposeto use that word anymore but it is awesome ..and im kinda thinking remis vagina will go off like a sprinkler and ill have a pass to not be yelled at or devorsed for atleast 3 weeks. so its a batman shirt (with a cape)

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. ok now its jan 10. i order it express mail on my card cause the anticipation is killing me already. so im checking the tracking number and my email everyday. when im at work im calling her and committing the sin of interrupting the net ( we have dial up) to tell remi go check the mail. now she dont want to go outside and all that, she dont know why i cant do it when i get home, she dont like it all. but i dont want it to get wet and im sooooo excited .. how ever pissed she is now from checking the mail will be gone after the most awsome batman shirt ever made shows up as a special gift for no reason outer than im the best husband in the word. Que the applause confetti falls and panties are soaked. (in my head ). finaly i get a email Your order with SuperheroStuff.com shipped on 1/16/2012

via USPS First Class. ok now im tracking the number more this is so gonna rock !! it finally gets here on like a tue a week later. now its pms time she spent 2 days in a row with me . so turns out i suck im scum my voice is annoying and all the breathing im doing is way too much to take...not the timing i hoped for at all but still batman ....well i hand her the package thinking ill get a thats cool grumble and i wont be so bad today...she says this is why you have been so excited ? this is why i had to go in the snow everyday? and you wouldn't stop calling and being cryptic ? uuuuu huuuu yep open it i say... and it came on a day i hate you she says... well yes its me when els ? open it !!

so then the big moment finally she says wow that's cool way way too big tho i could never where that..........................damnnnnnnn it so i call enplane how i didnt relay look at the whole size thing and im not to brite i got excited and please help.......the girl real cool we are besties now i think, says ok write a note put it in the bag put 6 bucks in the bag and send it back ill get you one out the fastest way we got....sweet....so post office the next day 6 bucks in the bag 6 bucks to send it the fastest and in just 11 short days i get one back......
um well you remember at that point i still sucked as a person so i more or less guessed on the size..........WRONG........

so i call my girl we talk about the saga and how i sux we have a good time and in the end she again waves the restock fee and makes a note how ever she says that with the 12 bucks from last time and the 12 this time i was almost up to the 27 bucks for the shirt and id of been better off to just buy the rite one on my card the second time and get a refund when i returned the first one , epically now that the correct size is sold out and it may take a few weeks.........

so no parade in my honor no confetti no soaked panties ....just some day remi will be the coolest batman shirt with a cape wherein girl at school and another example of how easy things are so hard for me.....


also as a side note i fell asleep on myself having sex the outer day. you see i was trying to finde the number to superhero stuff to check on the restok of the correct size . i didnt save the phone number so i called information they had nothin for superhero batman justice league hall of doom or any place that may be able to help and they went nice about my delema . so buy like the 10th call i went off i need batman what if it was emergency i got not bat signal joker could be killing me now and you dont want to help...

so the state police stop buy ....im in my captain America Jammies ...explane the saga and how rude and uninformative the information ppl are ... and the cops go away but now im all worked up and i decide on a shower b4 work

a wile later i find myself naked nexto the tub with a towel.....l.hmm remi is at work i think...nmmm im not cold..so so me time seams like a good plan then ill feel better about all this drama ill relax sounds nice.....

me and the towel head for the bedroom and the next thing i know i wake up 45 mins later ....i fucking fell asleep b4 anything could happen and now im late for work..........

so i got nothin els