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Monday Jan 16, 2012

Jan 16, 2012
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its never too soon to panic...
..the first sign of the zombie apocalypse has happened...
hostess is filing for bankruptcy, that means no more twinkies....as we all know twinkies are the most compact form of food like substance. they have high levels of fat and sugar to keep you alive and they never spoil ! also twinkies are resistant to all known viruses..so when the zombie virus starts Polluting Food Sources twinkies could have saved us .
now how will i survive until order is restored and pez becomes the new world currency ?
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staplesjrmc:
they clame to have a shelf life but we all know better ....there have been alot of labs and just ppl who put it on the counter for years on web can time laps and it dont go bad . recently even done with McDonald . so Twinkies can save lifes and there golden cake goodness is worth all the bad things that keep them tasty lol. however have eaten many pocket McDonald burgers and nuggets days later and even heated ur in the saddle bag nearest the exost pipe they always tast like ass and not good ass. i eat them ne way but still...
Jan 24, 2012
robotlola:
cupcakes?
ding dongs?
ho-ho's?
mini muffins?

zingers..?
Jan 27, 2012

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