so i find my self at walmart , as one often dose. and im lured into the Halloween section. cause i think they rig the carts to go that way but that's a different conspiracy story.
now im most of the time threw no falt of my own in some kinda hot water at home. this night is the exception all is well but im at walmart ne way waiting for remi to go to sleep b4 i get home so that there is no chance i will be in any kinda trouble one day in a roe .
so there i am in the Halloween stuff isle and im drawn to it like by magic a can of krylon golo in the dark spray paint !
the gods are truly on my side . this is a good day and now i have the perfect insurance policy for in rubble i may innocently get into in the futcher .
it all comes to me at once see im driving remis car rite now, it has one blue door on the drivers side. i have glow in the dark spray paint. its the perfect storm .
so i grab the can cause one will do. and head for the toys and candy cause im there du. shaking the can listing to the marble the whole time just knowing that after Tonite im going to be without a doubt the best husband ever !
so hears the plan as i explained to the checkout girl and the girl in live behind me who by the way gave me her number she was so impressed with how smart i am.
i have the already shaken can, ill go to the parking lot and spray in big letters I (then draw a heart) REMI not to day but one nite soon she will walk to her car in the dark and there it will be , and i will b the greatest sweetest ever !
now i go to the parking lot and paint a big I its kinda greay but im thinking it drys clear rite ? then i start the heart and suddenly 2 thing become apparent 1 i cant paint a heart and 2 i didnt leave room for the name remi......
also the I dont seam to be drying clear at all......so i have limited options at this point. so i do the only thing a reasonable person like i can do i use the walmat bag to try an erase ....no good but i still have hope that by the time i get home the paint will dry clear and i have more paint in the can......so i try a cover up that way one nite the car door will glow and i can say idk what happened why blame me ? ........so i use the rest of the can to try a cover up and ......
by the time i get home the care door has dried and looks kinda like that spray snow you put on the windows at christmas.....also remi is still up ......so i know she will notice the drivers side door in the morning so i decide to come clean .....mabe its the thought that counts ?........so for all my effort i get a .... WHAT... WHY ...THE HELL ...WOULD YOU.. SPRAY PAINT MY CAR.......
so no get out of truble free card.. no best husband coffee cup.....now ur so sweet kiss... just a sigh and a head shake every time we get in the car together
now im most of the time threw no falt of my own in some kinda hot water at home. this night is the exception all is well but im at walmart ne way waiting for remi to go to sleep b4 i get home so that there is no chance i will be in any kinda trouble one day in a roe .
so there i am in the Halloween stuff isle and im drawn to it like by magic a can of krylon golo in the dark spray paint !
the gods are truly on my side . this is a good day and now i have the perfect insurance policy for in rubble i may innocently get into in the futcher .
it all comes to me at once see im driving remis car rite now, it has one blue door on the drivers side. i have glow in the dark spray paint. its the perfect storm .
so i grab the can cause one will do. and head for the toys and candy cause im there du. shaking the can listing to the marble the whole time just knowing that after Tonite im going to be without a doubt the best husband ever !
so hears the plan as i explained to the checkout girl and the girl in live behind me who by the way gave me her number she was so impressed with how smart i am.
i have the already shaken can, ill go to the parking lot and spray in big letters I (then draw a heart) REMI not to day but one nite soon she will walk to her car in the dark and there it will be , and i will b the greatest sweetest ever !
now i go to the parking lot and paint a big I its kinda greay but im thinking it drys clear rite ? then i start the heart and suddenly 2 thing become apparent 1 i cant paint a heart and 2 i didnt leave room for the name remi......
also the I dont seam to be drying clear at all......so i have limited options at this point. so i do the only thing a reasonable person like i can do i use the walmat bag to try an erase ....no good but i still have hope that by the time i get home the paint will dry clear and i have more paint in the can......so i try a cover up that way one nite the car door will glow and i can say idk what happened why blame me ? ........so i use the rest of the can to try a cover up and ......
by the time i get home the care door has dried and looks kinda like that spray snow you put on the windows at christmas.....also remi is still up ......so i know she will notice the drivers side door in the morning so i decide to come clean .....mabe its the thought that counts ?........so for all my effort i get a .... WHAT... WHY ...THE HELL ...WOULD YOU.. SPRAY PAINT MY CAR.......
so no get out of truble free card.. no best husband coffee cup.....now ur so sweet kiss... just a sigh and a head shake every time we get in the car together
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staplesjrmc:
id love too just got home from detroit in fact was at the detroit club house for a will then judas priest concert it rocked went with 3 club brothers soent the nite and home early this morning . remi was so happy to c me she can hardly speak. she thout id be gone till wed but so did i lol. i got a chance to work 2 4 hr days so i figured we got bills id better save the stripers and show for anouther time.......im pretending to be a responcable grown up..
beqa:
thanks for the add!