so as it turns out after 40 and if you had a small brain tumor or 3 and say you bump your head in a small fender bender . you at some point need to go to a special doctor called a urologist. it all seems ok cause no one has taken the time to warn you but her are the facts don't say you were never warned .
my normal doctor made me the appointment and told me to go. so thats what i did you have to go early and fill out like 500 papers asking everything from how much pop do you drink to how many times do you pee. then a nurse comes in( they send her in just to through you off). she reads every paper and asks you everything on the paper to keep you from knowing what is about to happen . then once your guard is down she says ok the doc will be rite in. less than 10 seconds later .....in walks this guy who presumably went to school and purposely decided to do this job every day but he looks and acts normal.
he said hello introduced his self and in no time flat said ok pull your pants down.( a move that has never worked for me) so i did and there i am with the smallest dick id ever seen and its mine. i think it was running for cover like i should have so he slaps on some gloves and slides all up close and personal . he grabs hold yanks twists and opens looks everything over and says . this all seams normal. i dont know if he said that just to make me more comfortable or what but the next thing that hapens he say .. put your elbows on the table... just all mater of fact like that. ( a move that never worked for me) and in a flash my virginity is gone ....... he says you have good spinkter mussels .... i said nothing cause i didnt know if thank you is what he was going for. then he went deeper and said prostrate feels fine.... again what do i say so i said nothing ... he then says im going to get some blood work and send it to you doc. .... he went to shake my hand all matter of fact like but i didnt want to seam cheep so i went in for the hug .... but he backed up..
OH I SEE YOU CAN FINGER A GUY AND HANDLE HIS JUNK BUT A HUG NOOOOOOOOOO.
so i say dont do it dot go dont get old you are warned
my normal doctor made me the appointment and told me to go. so thats what i did you have to go early and fill out like 500 papers asking everything from how much pop do you drink to how many times do you pee. then a nurse comes in( they send her in just to through you off). she reads every paper and asks you everything on the paper to keep you from knowing what is about to happen . then once your guard is down she says ok the doc will be rite in. less than 10 seconds later .....in walks this guy who presumably went to school and purposely decided to do this job every day but he looks and acts normal.
he said hello introduced his self and in no time flat said ok pull your pants down.( a move that has never worked for me) so i did and there i am with the smallest dick id ever seen and its mine. i think it was running for cover like i should have so he slaps on some gloves and slides all up close and personal . he grabs hold yanks twists and opens looks everything over and says . this all seams normal. i dont know if he said that just to make me more comfortable or what but the next thing that hapens he say .. put your elbows on the table... just all mater of fact like that. ( a move that never worked for me) and in a flash my virginity is gone ....... he says you have good spinkter mussels .... i said nothing cause i didnt know if thank you is what he was going for. then he went deeper and said prostrate feels fine.... again what do i say so i said nothing ... he then says im going to get some blood work and send it to you doc. .... he went to shake my hand all matter of fact like but i didnt want to seam cheep so i went in for the hug .... but he backed up..
OH I SEE YOU CAN FINGER A GUY AND HANDLE HIS JUNK BUT A HUG NOOOOOOOOOO.
so i say dont do it dot go dont get old you are warned
pax_:
Your doctor is not a nice person. My husband is worried because his doctor talks like a James Bond villain. Accent and everything. But he seems like he'd be totally cool with hugging someone after an exam.