So I used to be famous on the internet, (which is very similar to not being famous at all). Even today there are 700+ youtube videos about me (username: capnoawesome) though I'm no longer on the site. Internet famous wasn't all that bad though, believe it or not there was such a thing as a youtube groupie. Also I have a sex tape out there...
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Okay, so it doesn't, but it prevents me from doing hard work, and that's pretty swell.