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Dear Jamie,

I am an aspiring minimalist. This weekend I have friends coming in from out of town. They are going to stay in my apartment and it would appear that I have gotten rid of all of my extra bedding and towels. What should I do?

Thanks for your help,

Beddingless in Bozeman

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