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Got out and washed the truck old school today. Hose, bucket, mitten-thing, sudsy wet me. Sorry ladies- no pictures, and yes, I was getting my 80's fair mirror/Tawny Kitaen on.

Weather here is perfect. I think it was 75 today, blue skies, light breezes.

My wacked out schedule just got more wacked out. Yay.

If I haven't written about it, I'm making some big transitions...
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I'm noticing how cute and sessy it is when girls wear tops and the either the sleeves are too long or the sleeves have built-in loops for their fingers. Which, I guess is cool, with Fall right around the corner and all.

Transitioning back to the sun. I'm on temporary assignment in the daylight, and, yeah, it hurts.

I finally learned what that REALLY sexy Chinese/Mandarin dress is called, the one with the high collar and the slit that reaches almost to Shanghai; a qipao or cheongsam. Leave it to this ancient culture to develop a garment that makes 95% of women, regardless of build, alluring and sexy.

Now, what bag o' hammer dumbasses gave us skinny jeans?

I have had a soft...
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I've divy'd up my heart and given a portion to each of the great Korean Race Queens.

Has anyone ever done a race queen set?

Scott Pilgrim was AWESOME, and I'm not worthy of Ramona Flowers.

Married women just shouldn't hit on people. Freaks me out.

I live in the land of big tree-ucks (extra syllable added per state law). I was driving the other night and ended up with a new Ford F350 behind me. For the uninitiated, the F350 is part of the "Yes I Do Have Erectile Disfunction" class of trucks designed to pull continents apart. In the dark the headlights kinda remind you of the Master Control...
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Fate hurt me.
Again.
And then I hurt myself more.
Again.

I'm gonna go lift weights.

Airborne Toxic Event, holy cow, what a song. Damn. If you haven't heard it, YouTube "Sometime Around Midnight" on Letterman. Wow.

Against my entire better judgement, upbringing, intellect, and general social consciousness I completely dug the Jersey Shore last night.

I heard the other day that so many people had written in "American" for their race the census had to change the wording of the question.

Kinda gives ya hope doesn't it?

So I was given a gift of super duper 1100 or something count Egyptian cotton sheets for the new bed. Usually I buy flannel for der vinter and whatever is cheapest for the rest of the year.

They have a glint to them.

They look slick.

If I had a regular mattress I'm afraid I would slide right on across and fall off the other...
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