stampedeofworms

This is the sun coming up over the farm in late September.

It may not be exciting, but it's home, and it's very, very beautiful. The other day I looked up from my Cheerios out the window and saw Bart the farmdog was chasing this giant shadow around the yard. Not the brightest, but easily entertained, kinda like me.

On investigation, it was a Bald...
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Joss, buddy, I tried. "Serenity" isn't playing in my eensy home town, and at the last minute I hit the wall. I just didn't feel up to road trippin to the late show. I put my contacts in and everything. Maybe tomarrow.

I hope everyone goes to see "Serenity." I fully support anything Whedon, and you should too.

The weather here has been absolutely gorgeous....
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Yayy for, and welcome to, Kovu!

Intelligent, articulate, and attractive friends are always very welcome.

I count myself lucky to have so many.
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It's finally cooler here, like 45, and I'm gonna dig out my biggole down comfort. Got the windows open, fan going, I'm gonna jammy up and channel a hibernating bear. Oh, yes, I'm looking forward to it
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Much respect to...
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The Story of The Lady Thinking My Dog and I Made Out.
by Wormy

I still very much have the flu when I go to give my statement about the kid trying to burn my car. Like most meetings of law enforcement professionals, it takes place in a parking lot between several vehicals parked parallel to one another, with noses pointed opposite directions. They don't...
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Okay, how do you pick out the single whitehat that really really has no life?

He's the guy that has the time to put that seventh coat of polish on his duty boots. We're talking mirrors here, people. My personal honor prevents me from standing near ladies in skirts anytime soon.

Now, if I can just figure out what prevents ladies from standing near me,...
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Kid that tried to burn my car is in jail, at least until tomarrow. His family will probably bail him out in the morning.

Took Lana back a few hours ago. Remember I only have visitation. Now I've been hit by the lonely bus.

Flu much better. Yes, Five Alive is the elixr of lyfe.

Something's up with my driver's side car door. It's eating...
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****Get a load a this shit: **************************
Some kid tried to burn up my car yesterday. He threw a handfull of dried leaves and a lit cig into my back seat at the county lot. He's not even one of my juveniles, and I have like 20. We in no way know one another. He just figured since I was a badge I deserved to...
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Lana needs a Step-Mommie.

I don't need a girlfriend, you understand. Lana simply needs a Step-Mommie.

I cleaned up the house before I went and got her. That may sound strange, even for me, but keep in mind she's 170 lbs. of pure mastiff cuteness and does not turn on a dime. Broad home avenues are a plus.

We're having a kinda girls' Jr. High...
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Okay, the sky here is yellow. Is that bad?

Why do I do this to myself?

I bought three CD's this evening. One with perhaps theee most romantic song ever; The Flamingos "I Only Have Eyes For You." And the soundtrack to "Pretty in Pink."

And I hang out at a flower shoppe.

For a lovelorne single person, this is not good.

Is it possible to be an emotional sadomasochist(sp?)?

I also bought the...
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I'm really not such a wuss. I knew I could work more than two jobs and not be that beaten down.

Turns out I have the flu. It hit me hard this afternoon. The fatigue was just the warmup.

Long, drawn-out, regular Wormy entries and responses soon. Plan a lazy recouperative weekend. With the canine lady of my life.

I fergot to wash socks. CRAP....
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Hey Yall

Moms help sick or something so I'm filling in at the shoppe on top of regular work.

Boots not polished. Kitchen looks like three week lunch lady strike. I don't think I have any clean socks.

I'm going to bed at 9:30. Arse draggin. Everyone take care.

Lana visits this weekend.