stampedeofworms

Time for a new pic. Waiting for inspiration. Suggestions?

Ahhh, DJ Sammy, ahhh.
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There we go. New pic found.

I'm all right, don't nobody worry about me.

Woke up to my bald eagle screeching this morning. A grim reminder that this is the last free day I have stolen for myself and I must return to work tomarrow.

Think I'm gonna go get my wieght bench outta storage. If I get all testosteroney, lemme know okay?

I once almost went over the counter at an impertinant antiques clerk when I was lifting...
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Two days off, performance review on hold, sugar in the green, life is O. K.!

Whoo-hoo!

[Worm dances around the room in undies and a fleece]
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Captain's log supplemental: Just got invited to a wedding in Jamaica in December. It's at a Sandels, which are couples only. I have until October to find a gal who will go to Jamaica with me!

Any lady...
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It's not Sense and Sensibility, but this Pride and Predjudice with Knightley ain't bad. Perhaps I set the bar too high.

Stayed up way, way too late last night conversing with a lovely young lady. Not the one I had planned, but sometimes I take great joy in being completely clueless.

Anxiously awaiting the arrival of several amazon packages. I ordered up quite a mix....
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You tell me if I misread some signals here. You make the call.

This gal at the local sub shop delivers to the ladies at the flower shoppe and myself all the time. Well over the last few weeks she had been spending more time talking to me, telling me about her life, what she had done over the weekend etc.

My Mother, and all...
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Anybody seen Ultraviolet yet?

Sleepy worm.

As of tomarrow midnight, I am no longer on call. Thank everything good and positive in this multiverse. Hours of uninterupted sleep, here I come.

No solid job leads yet, but I have some days off next week and I'm thinking of hiring a headhunter. Hope springs eternal, and like the bleach blond sez, I'm worth it.

Everybody be...
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Aarg. Small town blues. Nothing to do. Zip. Zilch. Nada.

I must inject some fun into this life.

Officer Worms days are numbered. Today was it.

I LOVE protecting and serving the public, even the scum. I love talking to kids while I'm in uniform. Who knows, maybe one day one of these at risk kids I talk to will think twice before he drops the trigger on a cop.

I LOVE driving around and being out in the weather all day.

Hell,...
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Looks like my buddy and I will be back in Mexico this summer. Unforseen medical bills have forced me to downsize our vacation a bit.

Anybody gonna be in Cancun or Cabo in June?
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Wish me luck sleeping. Pager seems to have calmed down some tonight, thank goodness.
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Goodbye, Barney. There'll never be another deputy like you.

Throat's a lil better. Think I caught it.
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I was wrong! The infection has moved up into my jaw. My teeth ache like hell.

This new on call system is brutal. I've gotten maybe fifty calls already, and I haven't even gotten thru the first day. On the other hand, I'm billing a shit load of comp time.

How I'm supposed to work a...
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Musical selections tonight: Goofy. The Partridge Family, "I Think I Love You"; Asia, "Heat of the Moment"; Wheatus "Teenage Dirtbag." etc.
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Okay, Sasha didn't win, but she was injured. I still want an " I heart Sasha Cohen(sp?)" T-Shirt.
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I shot like crap today. Left paw just didn't come throught the way it usually does. Still I qualified, Wynona (my gat) still gets...
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