stampedeofworms

Boy do I feel like poop. My health has just been a black hole lately. Storms tonight after midnight.

Today was a good day. Clear blue sky, sunshine, 65. Fought with the lawnmower all day only to bring it to submission with a new tire, fuel line, and lube.

Then I mowed, soaking up the vitamin D and UV. Spreading the aroma of wild onion and cut grass all over the farm.

My manly duty done, I then took a long manly nap in...
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If it's not one thing, it's another.

Spring sun is bleaching my hair, bringing out the grey.

I look like I ought to be smoking a pipe, fixing the Beav's bike.

at 28.

Breathlyzer found and/or returned. I had left it in one of my folks' house. Load off my mind, those things are $400 or $500.

I was about to take up the carpet in my truck.

Easter egg dying the order of the night. I recommend it. Don't miss the shrinky-dinks.

My oh my. What a craptastic day. I've missplaced my breathlyzer, here's hoping I can find it in the light of day tomoro. I don' wanna have to buy a replacement.

More storms. More flooding. More storms to follow over the next coupla days.

And to add to my craptastic day, I have been peeing like a Florentine Fountain, and I don't mean tinkle. I...
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Figured out why this illness is taking so much out of me. The antibiotic is pushing my sugar up 20-30 points, putting me up over my line and making me lethargic.

The Pharmacist said a little, not 20 or 30 points. I'm gonna have to blood lett all the time for the next coupla days and really watch it.

And, oh joy, back to work...
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Feeling much better. Uvula better size today. Really weak though.

Still barely slept. Maybe two hours. I think it's the meds.

Vasilating on taking another day off. If I were to get in a tussel tommarow, I would be at a sizable disadvantage.

I hate making day off/go to work decisions. Damn midwestern work ethic.

This sick bay crap is getting boring too. Another day...
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My turn to have a shitty day.

Woke up this morning with my throat swollen almost shut. My uvula was the size of an extra thumb.

So ring up another ER bill, including 3 injections. One steroid, on anti-inflamatory, and one antibiotic.

Hows come the only gal who show any interest in my ass is the ER nurse?

Pharyngitis, Strep but with a different bacteria....
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The other night I got the triple whammy. I had just gotten laid down and skunched down snuggly in bed when...

Hoooooooooooonk [infer doppler effect], train horn, coming across the back of the farm. Then, of course...

hooooooowwwwl [infer pack/choral effect], the coyotes just had to sing with the train horn. then...

Baaaark baaark baaark baaark [infer directly under my bloody bedroom window], Of course,...
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Two arrests. Massive hail storm. Forgot to take movies back.

Small town Saturday nights stink sometimes.

Sleepy.

I've been having some steamy assed dreams lately. I haven't had this kinda Vivid Video dream action since I was in Jr. High. Must be spring fever. Vitamin D spike? I dunno.

Some of it seems to be focused on Lois Lane from Smallville, I don't even think she's that pretty. Too thin. What would Uncle Siggy say?

Anywho, that brings me to...

Anybody see...
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