stampedeofworms

I think I'm just gonna chuck this whole wife/kids, farm, Law and Order thing, and go be an Ultimate Fighter, do MMA, and lift wieghts.

I would look badass with cauliflowered ears.

I can eat Xyience.

I don't think I have a glass jaw.

Constant, even rain. That shoots mowing in the ass.

Finished the latest Micheal Slade Novel last night. More folks should be reading this guy, he's very good.

Alright, off to develop plan B for today.

Today is better. I am a force for good again. Yesterday I wasn't so sure.
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I am so ready to part of a sweeping romance.

Anybody out there ever want to be part of something like that?

With gut wrenchingly perfect dialog and beautiful backdrops and love/drama that ends up perfect in the end? Love-conquers-all type stuff?

I'm thinking Last of the Mohicans, meets...
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The Honey Tulips are blooming here. The whole county smells wonderful. Soon the night flowers and the Peonies will take their turn.

Work grows super complicated. I don't suck up well, and I tire of it quickly.

If I get this job, I get it, if not, I'm going back to school. The current situation is untennable.

It's getting a little harder to watch the...
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I miss X-Files.
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Sunday morning.

I just remembered that I've screwed up at work, and there's no way to fix it now. Yes, the same work I had the big interview at.

Feeling nice and queasey.

Fuck

MI:3 is really good even though Tom Cruise is in it.

Interview went well. I was witty, I was charming, I did not back down in the face of hard questions and work critique.

Geez I want this. This would overhaul my life in an instant.

Now I must nap.

Dontcha hate it when your head cat scan conflicts with your life-alterning job interview?

I do.

Great. Just great.

My Doctor is an imigrant.

Thank goodness I'm feeling better.

Did I mention I have a huge interview Friday? Please wish me luck.

Oh, boy, would life be quite a bit easier.

Ung. Bad things. Pain.

What's more frustrating than working on a hellspawn riding lawnmower, to whom no parts fit?

Having to come inside and find something to do until Bart the farm dog gets bored and goes off to be with Barb the next farm down farm dogesse, because he can't seem to live without lovanffection while I try to work under the above mentioned lawnmower.

Difficult to do...
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