stampedeofworms

Realized the stuff I had written earlier in the day was pretty negative. That's odd for me. I guess I just got up hot. No a/c at the my farm.

So here's my attempt at a positive countermeasure.

I only have another 15 minutes on call. After midnight I can put my pager away for three weeks. That, ladies and gentlemen, is a very positive...
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My puppy is here for the holiday, and is in full pout because I'm typing and not paying full attention to her. Drama queen.

One more day of work, then I really get a kind of holiday. I'm shocked and a little dismayed. I'm listening for the sound of the other shoe to drop.

Been considering alternate careers lately. I still have no idea what...
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I just ran two parkers off from the bottom of my driveway.

They were in their late 50's. I would have congratulated them on their spontinaiety, had they not been naked in the back of an Envoy on my property when I got home from work.

Guy got a bit lippy. But they finally left.

I do not need my road to be lovers' lane....
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I just saw the Mothman standing under a tree in the pasture.
Lil freaked.

Okay so maybe it was an owl 10 ft up on a branch.

Still, tonight, I sleep armed.

There should be no red eyes in the night. Green eyes. Forest creature eyes shine green in the night. I can handle forest creatures, hell, I like forest creatures.

This living alone in...
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This whole Axl/Hilfiger thing is just too funny.

Suddenly our hero is waylaid by a bizzarre illness that feels like his interior lining of his skull is being removed with a power stripper.

Damn, as Meatwad might say, this really hurts.

Sunshine!!! Blue skies!!!
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Later that same day...
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Fairly productive today. Jeep maintained.

Best friend has finally decided on a gal to pursue for the long term. I wish him well and try to be hyper enthusiastic. The buddy along in the trench wishing the soldier well before his lone headlong charge into the no man's land of love's battlefield.

He needs to get...
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I mow, therefore I am.

Finally sunshine here in the midwest. Finally a day off.

Got the place mowed, and the farm really looks nice. If we manage to get two days inna row without rain, I'll trim trees and hedges tomoro. If I'm feeling my oats I may even attempt to get bulbs in the ground.

I know. Way late. But better late than...
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I didn't get the job.

Now what the hell to do?

I don't enjoy life re-assessment.

If anyone has any advice on life directions, drop me a line, okay?

Trying to figure out which of my kidneys to sell to buy the piece in my profile pic. Sometimes it's hard to be a man, giving all your love to just one weapon...

Finally Friday!!! I wasn't sure I'd live to see it.

Word on promotion comes in today or tomoro. We shall see.

Just now I would celebrate with a frenetic, spontainious, 3 hour nap. Damn I'm beat.

Have a better one, everybody.

Ohhhh, she's sooo pretty.

Wormy LLLLLLLLike.

Gun fever is never pretty.

It's been rainey and crappy all day. Work was an uphill drag.

Let's pretend Worm got the big promotion, and now he gets to go guy shopping.

First stop: Eastern European arms manufacturers