So, we had a ton of prospective students visiting one of my classes this morning, and my friend bet me one dollar that I couldn't work the phrase "red-hot prison rape" into class discussion.
Well, I had pretty much kissed my dollar goodbye. But a few minutes later, I was making a point about how most people don't feel free to withhold consent from a...
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Well, I had pretty much kissed my dollar goodbye. But a few minutes later, I was making a point about how most people don't feel free to withhold consent from a...
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So, according to TV, there's a domestic goddess void that needs filling... immediately. This may be one situation where I spell "conviction" O-P-P-O-R-T-U-N-I-T-Y.
Best billboard in the city, six years running:
THOU SHALT NOT KILL
And "NOT" is underlined, for extra emphasis. Like people read the billboard and think, "Oh, thou shalt NOT kill... boy, did I have that one turned around. Glad I caught that billboard."
Aanyway, it doesn't seem to be working.
The new word is "horseless," which can be used to refer to anything (slightly)...
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THOU SHALT NOT KILL
And "NOT" is underlined, for extra emphasis. Like people read the billboard and think, "Oh, thou shalt NOT kill... boy, did I have that one turned around. Glad I caught that billboard."
Aanyway, it doesn't seem to be working.
The new word is "horseless," which can be used to refer to anything (slightly)...
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max16characters:
Wow...you sure tore Stockula a new one. I haven't seen a rhetorical ass beating like that for a long time. Good job haha! Some people on here for whatever reason just can't see the forest for the trees.
As for tall skinny sarcastic boys? Wouldn't know...i'm a dude myself. Tall, rather solidly built and quite sarcastic and no one's ever found me particularly cute. Maybe i'm living in the wrong city.
As for tall skinny sarcastic boys? Wouldn't know...i'm a dude myself. Tall, rather solidly built and quite sarcastic and no one's ever found me particularly cute. Maybe i'm living in the wrong city.
sparagmos:
Good luck with the moot. Appreciate your input on the boards.
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sempi:
Oooo, I love your new hobby!
ferret:
ha, great cartoon. dead on, sort of... although i doubt he's read it in full. what degree are you working on?
Y'know, it's getting harder to reconcile my urge to be an upright citizen with my urge to run away and join the circus.
Fuck law school, fuck it in its fucking ass.
Fuck law school, fuck it in its fucking ass.
theyellowdart:
HAHAHA!!! That's the spirit. Yeah, the circus is played, but isn't law school? I say go for it before the damage is done.
So, the neighborhood was overrun with Jesus freaks this weekend, and in light of that it was great to watch a young man in a Jesus costume have the following exchange with said freaks:
Freaks: Sinners of New Orleans! Repent, for the Bible says you shall be damned to hell for all eternity and...
Jesus: My children, my children! As your lord and savior, I...
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Freaks: Sinners of New Orleans! Repent, for the Bible says you shall be damned to hell for all eternity and...
Jesus: My children, my children! As your lord and savior, I...
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priss:
That's the greatest thing I've heard in weeks
I would have loved to have seen it
and thanks for the advice!
K
That's the greatest thing I've heard in weeks
I would have loved to have seen it
and thanks for the advice!
K
jake1030:
dont you just love bible thumping retards?
Y'know, when it comes to all these right-wing Christians and other sad, angry types who oppose gay rights, I think the best argument is:
Well I was dancing at a night club one Friday night
And that night club bar was a little uptight
Yeah, I was dancing all alone a little self conscious
When some kids came up and said, "for dancing come with...
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Well I was dancing at a night club one Friday night
And that night club bar was a little uptight
Yeah, I was dancing all alone a little self conscious
When some kids came up and said, "for dancing come with...
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sonntag:
While I promote gay rights, I do oppose lesbian rights. Put the butch ones in the salt mines and their hot femme girlfriends in go-go cages, I say!
I'm not a right-wing Christian or some other sad, angry type, but I am a sexist pig! HA! Your Jonathan Richman argument rolls off my porcine back!
[Edited on Feb 24, 2004 4:47AM]
I'm not a right-wing Christian or some other sad, angry type, but I am a sexist pig! HA! Your Jonathan Richman argument rolls off my porcine back!
[Edited on Feb 24, 2004 4:47AM]
thefuckoffkid:
A friend put that song on a mix CD for me. 
Wow. My apartment building appears in the background in the movie "Scooby Doo and Zombie Island."
For a straight-to-video cartoon, it's a pretty decent rendition of the place.
For a straight-to-video cartoon, it's a pretty decent rendition of the place.
sonntag:
I remember having, at the age of five, an unhealthy love of Scooby-Doo, especially when Donn Knots or Mama Cass was the guest star. Ooooo. And that episode when Batman and Robin chased the Joker and Penguin into the house that flipped upside down! Oh! Oh! And the one where the spooky guy in the glow-in-the-dark antique diving suit! And... this is why I don't have a TV now.
sonntag:
Said Max Cleland today: "For Saxby Chambliss, who got out of going to Vietnam because of a trick knee, to attack John Kerry as weak on the defense of our nation is like a mackerel in the moonlight that both shines and stinks."
Would you like an extra helping of guilt with that?
I have to go to a wedding this weekend. If you live in New Orleans, this is the worst possible weekend to fly anywhere, because it is the weekend before Mardi Gras, so flights are expensive and rarely direct.
Long story short, I have to fly into an airport that is a couple hours away...
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I have to go to a wedding this weekend. If you live in New Orleans, this is the worst possible weekend to fly anywhere, because it is the weekend before Mardi Gras, so flights are expensive and rarely direct.
Long story short, I have to fly into an airport that is a couple hours away...
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sonntag:
The Savannah Morning News seems a bit perturbed with Ms. Coulter...
Go away, cookie man!!
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sonntag:
Yes, The Onion and The Daily Show offer some of the best reportage, sadly.
sonntag:
Damning the whiner to photocopying hell might have been a well-justified abuse of power. How else have you tortured interns who've displeased ya?
You're in law school right? What do you think of it and how hard is it? I'm considering it and i know my abilities and think i could do it--after sizing up a bunch of law students i recently met that is. I know i have to take the LSATs and then apply to law school, but i'm wondering what your impressions on Law School are.