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Monday Mar 08, 2004

Mar 8, 2004
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Best billboard in the city, six years running:

THOU SHALT NOT KILL

And "NOT" is underlined, for extra emphasis. Like people read the billboard and think, "Oh, thou shalt NOT kill... boy, did I have that one turned around. Glad I caught that billboard."

Aanyway, it doesn't seem to be working.

The new word is "horseless," which can be used to refer to anything (slightly) technologically advanced. For example, my cell phone is my "horseless telegraph." My friend Scott's laptop is his horseless type-writer. And so on.

The dryer is still broken, and since the weather has suddenly turned nice, we've moved the clothesline operation onto the balconies, with plans to expand to the roof if necessary. Some tourists found the sight of someone hanging laundry out to dry really quaint, and they took pictures of me and about 8 pairs of spiderman underpants, boys' size 6. I briefly thought about telling them what I thought of their gawkery and horseless clotheslines, but refrained.
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max16characters:
Wow...you sure tore Stockula a new one. I haven't seen a rhetorical ass beating like that for a long time. Good job haha! Some people on here for whatever reason just can't see the forest for the trees.

As for tall skinny sarcastic boys? Wouldn't know...i'm a dude myself. Tall, rather solidly built and quite sarcastic and no one's ever found me particularly cute. Maybe i'm living in the wrong city.
Mar 10, 2004
sparagmos:
Good luck with the moot. Appreciate your input on the boards.
Mar 10, 2004

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