I am looking for an honorary degree to help me
split my eyelids closed doors are all I see
whatever this place is let it be what it be
-whiskypit i wont put up a sign, that would be to much work-
Who do you think is the most interesting beatle?
Ringo, I think or maybe he was the most desperate.
a scavenger
either way...
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split my eyelids closed doors are all I see
whatever this place is let it be what it be
-whiskypit i wont put up a sign, that would be to much work-
Who do you think is the most interesting beatle?
Ringo, I think or maybe he was the most desperate.
a scavenger
either way...
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I want to be a funkadelic
how about you
I want to wear clothes that glow at night
hand me a bong or shrooms
what
what
what
no really i cant here you dude
huh
huh
huey lewis and the news
chaka khan!
---four wheel drive is it dead or alive must have been one of those wild onion peddal to the metal heads suck...
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how about you
I want to wear clothes that glow at night
hand me a bong or shrooms
what
what
what
no really i cant here you dude
huh
huh
huey lewis and the news
chaka khan!
---four wheel drive is it dead or alive must have been one of those wild onion peddal to the metal heads suck...
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kitts:
you would indeed be correct about the tattoo, i do believe there are a few pics in my new hair folder 
whiskeyfightpit:
Is this where the beat poets of today come around and spit the hotness?
smelly McGriddle
Dolly Parton Genghis Khan Pimple Flick Of The Month
Salt Fiend Grippin' The Pipe
Rappin Duke Shakin' The Spike
Erasure fans Mascara and Lace
Pump it up Cumberbun
Vietnam Scott Baio
Lickity Split Dahmer Quits
I aint got no body
I can't get no head
JERK THAT BEEF
SMOKE THAT HAM
CRACK OPEN THIS DISCO
MOTHERFUCKERS DON'T GIVE A DAMN
A-ONE TIME!!!
smelly McGriddle
Dolly Parton Genghis Khan Pimple Flick Of The Month
Salt Fiend Grippin' The Pipe
Rappin Duke Shakin' The Spike
Erasure fans Mascara and Lace
Pump it up Cumberbun
Vietnam Scott Baio
Lickity Split Dahmer Quits
I aint got no body
I can't get no head
JERK THAT BEEF
SMOKE THAT HAM
CRACK OPEN THIS DISCO
MOTHERFUCKERS DON'T GIVE A DAMN
A-ONE TIME!!!
We all chug and get along
there is no song in that
you have pobably heard it before
:::
smile
my uncle called me on the handy after seven years of apathetic silence
frown
its upon me, that hasnt built up, it has disappeared
roll of eyes
view my dreams through a steam boat port window
Where I pass the point of pictures and notes,...
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there is no song in that
you have pobably heard it before
:::
smile
my uncle called me on the handy after seven years of apathetic silence
frown
its upon me, that hasnt built up, it has disappeared
roll of eyes
view my dreams through a steam boat port window
Where I pass the point of pictures and notes,...
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thelastbeliever:
Sunday is the day for laying in bed all day.
MAKE BEATS ::
I'M DOING THIS IN HOPES OF WHEN YOU HEAR THIS
I'LL BE ON THAT PLANE
MY LIFE WILL BE REARRANGED
NOTHING WILL MATTER EXCEPT WHAT I AM DOING
THERE BE NO OTHER LAND THEN WHERE I AM
IRONIC COMEDIES
PROTECT YOUR CELEBRITIES
NEGOTIATE TAX BREAKS BANK LOANS PAY IN FULL
FOR A MOBILE PHONE
REFURNISH A HOME
SAND SWEEP STONE REPEAT PAINT...
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I'M DOING THIS IN HOPES OF WHEN YOU HEAR THIS
I'LL BE ON THAT PLANE
MY LIFE WILL BE REARRANGED
NOTHING WILL MATTER EXCEPT WHAT I AM DOING
THERE BE NO OTHER LAND THEN WHERE I AM
IRONIC COMEDIES
PROTECT YOUR CELEBRITIES
NEGOTIATE TAX BREAKS BANK LOANS PAY IN FULL
FOR A MOBILE PHONE
REFURNISH A HOME
SAND SWEEP STONE REPEAT PAINT...
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suiclide:
that part sounds good....
I'M DOING THIS IN HOPES OF WHEN YOU HEAR THIS
I'LL BE ON THAT PLANE
MY LIFE WILL BE REARRANGED
NOTHING WILL MATTER EXCEPT WHAT I AM DOING
THERE BE NO OTHER LAND THEN WHERE I AM
word
I'M DOING THIS IN HOPES OF WHEN YOU HEAR THIS
I'LL BE ON THAT PLANE
MY LIFE WILL BE REARRANGED
NOTHING WILL MATTER EXCEPT WHAT I AM DOING
THERE BE NO OTHER LAND THEN WHERE I AM
word
whiskeyfightpit:
gitchy gitchy ya ya dada
christmas gifts and a polynesian lisp
baseball card faceplant in the groin
skillet manwich planet rock of the crack
telestar killers in the kingdom of groin
to all my players hunting muskrat
to all my niggaz spillin' sake
to all my bitches cleaning chalkboard erasers
SLOW
DOWN
AND
GETCHASUM
(three in the morning equals rapper for a day)
christmas gifts and a polynesian lisp
baseball card faceplant in the groin
skillet manwich planet rock of the crack
telestar killers in the kingdom of groin
to all my players hunting muskrat
to all my niggaz spillin' sake
to all my bitches cleaning chalkboard erasers
SLOW
DOWN
AND
GETCHASUM
(three in the morning equals rapper for a day)
finding out that life is a public shower
smoke
no time for second guessing
flame
rub two sticks together
pretty sparkles
dreadlocks or not
the softest part of the human body
resides between the ass cheeks
possibly the softest side of a human being is seen
in the light of a harvest moon
righteously spewing nothing
nerds breakout the hamburgler on his birthday
smoke
no time for second guessing
flame
rub two sticks together
pretty sparkles
dreadlocks or not
the softest part of the human body
resides between the ass cheeks
possibly the softest side of a human being is seen
in the light of a harvest moon
righteously spewing nothing
nerds breakout the hamburgler on his birthday
thelastbeliever:
Bah bah bah bah baaaaaaah. I'm lovin' it.
Yeah, not really.
Yeah, not really.
whiskeyfightpit:
That was pretty righteous. For some reason, your poem made me think of SPROCKETS. That was a compliment, by the way. Some people find coldly erotic german public television offensive. Or at least the americanized sketch comedy version.
How do you become a Freemason???
How do you become a Freemason???
hey some new book marks
i should probably wait til i have memorized them all, but lets be honest here people not everything gets you like
"I'll get you hey steve, if its the last thing I doooooo!"
so here we go
actually wait, fuck that
I'll read em and tell you what i think later
I just thought it would be a good idea...
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i should probably wait til i have memorized them all, but lets be honest here people not everything gets you like
"I'll get you hey steve, if its the last thing I doooooo!"
so here we go
actually wait, fuck that
I'll read em and tell you what i think later
I just thought it would be a good idea...
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thelastbeliever:
That link didn't work. I saw where it was going though.
"Scroll buttons and the lappy, together at last. How d'you learn to scriggy scroll so fast?"
Brilliant.
"Scroll buttons and the lappy, together at last. How d'you learn to scriggy scroll so fast?"
Brilliant.
parks:
I don't really allow people to buy me movie tickets, but junior mints are always excepted. Nude painting and gang is always welcome but there are no cats at my flat, it's the first time in about 13 years that I've lived without a cat but I find it a refreshing change
under a pile of sofa cushions
fat full for the love of the spirited stuff
so I take a soul review pop quiz in a conveniance store
the close proximity far away farmers' face
fuck i got to get out of here
back forth through the door
it swings but never closes
coming to the end
stop bang I am calling the local radio dj...
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fat full for the love of the spirited stuff
so I take a soul review pop quiz in a conveniance store
the close proximity far away farmers' face
fuck i got to get out of here
back forth through the door
it swings but never closes
coming to the end
stop bang I am calling the local radio dj...
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shanana:
Things always change, they are never the way you left them. But then again, we have to look and see for ourselfs.
You are right, we are alike.
You are right, we are alike.
suiclide:
i will be home soon enough for that beer and i will tell you anything you want......
but for the most part, everything that you see on the news that is happening in or around baghdad........your looking at my area
god damn car bombs gotta watch out for those
but for the most part, everything that you see on the news that is happening in or around baghdad........your looking at my area
god damn car bombs gotta watch out for those
I am a walking kite in a sand storm running intereference on the fencing operation of snow globes shattered homes encased in half silicone half stail urine
brunswick bowling shoes tattered but the slow roll of the ceramic bowl rolls along past dunes churning with invisible micro organisms their psychic worms turn part the windy valodrome
you know those bicycle things were cycllists ride in...
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brunswick bowling shoes tattered but the slow roll of the ceramic bowl rolls along past dunes churning with invisible micro organisms their psychic worms turn part the windy valodrome
you know those bicycle things were cycllists ride in...
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thelastbeliever:
Your randomness is priceless
parks:
I haven't peed my pants in a while, check your e-mail
absence lack of interest more over a lacking for the longing of porn
chrores cords pulled plugs unfilled mustard stains rearrange furniture
choir practice becomes self meditative reflexive education
makes jokes less funny dumb sitcom rerun ramble on
chachi
joney
the my little pony
pontificate proliferate stolen goods
heart huckabees
eyes watering from senseless insabordinate droning forgien tongue
grow hemp vests wear spats and candle...
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chrores cords pulled plugs unfilled mustard stains rearrange furniture
choir practice becomes self meditative reflexive education
makes jokes less funny dumb sitcom rerun ramble on
chachi
joney
the my little pony
pontificate proliferate stolen goods
heart huckabees
eyes watering from senseless insabordinate droning forgien tongue
grow hemp vests wear spats and candle...
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neodrunk:
ahhh, there's something about reading about a man preping for a solid jerk or two. actually, i think i'm going to vomit... then jerk off myself.
sicily:
hmmmmm.....
whats everybody up, lets go and see!
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parks:
I'm sideways
thelastbeliever:
HAPPY CHRISTMAS!!
I hope you have an amazing day. All the best. John x
I hope you have an amazing day. All the best. John x
I know what you mean, I think this kind of thing all the time.
Thanks for commenting!
I want to try to creat a kind of art with my pictures, break the mold and whatnot. But that's not always what get accepted. What a cruel world.
Of course the real artistic endeavor comes with a serious set, which I have not done so far... it'll only happen when I submit it.