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of course I am over reacting to the bad habits of someone else, what else is there to be completely melodramtic, mellow out. dont piss your pants your not going to get fired, your thick skull should protect you if you and when you slip and fall

the subtleties of life are like the sounds of deer making tracks or subtitles in black instead of...
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thelastbeliever:
Hey i don't think i need Racheal Lee Cook's phone number anymore. I've got all the other celebrities phone numbers now tongue tongue

This is of course just a joke. I wouldn't call any of them. I also left you a testimonial smile
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so knowing that one does not need to read to constiture being an intelligent being, and that two those of you who do and dont and wont read this or do, what was the point

what is the game I played today

I stretched out the mustang of my self righteousness only to be conned into a position of gossip and fair game of verbal...
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thelastbeliever:
Yeah but life is still good. I'm going to call some celebrities smile . That will cheer me up tongue
cipher:
Hey, very nice. From a literary perspective, anyway. But I feel ya, brother. C'est la vie.
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bombard you with retardulous word play - mc paul barman

yes thats about what i do, not about me, more likely it would have something to do with his killer bee attack delivery of sheets of franticly inked canvas

untouched is the snow fallen outside
cracks filled
stacks capped with white


i am going to shut the fuck up, a little spice in your life...
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thelastbeliever:
If you don't know who Status Quo are then you should listen to the song "Rocking all over the world". Everyone knows that song tongue
whiskeyfightpit:
I'd opt for the green Bubble Bobble character...or maybe the Rush N' Attack commando cat. But there is Bayou Billy...and Uncle Fester...and Altered Beast...and Earthworm Jim...and Gogol 13


This is a tough fuckin' racket, yo.
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"ready or not"

fugees

ready or not, I'm going to coninue writing in my free time. even though I know it will limit my social excursions to nights I dont work two jobs. so cool cool

JOKE OF THE DAY:
um, I know this one by heart, I swear

hey folks, how ya doing, good good, thats great to hear, awesome, superb, bravo, kudos my...
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billybillybilly:
Well, I work until 7pm tomorrow. Weekends I work until 5pm. Any of that work for you?
billybillybilly:
actually, a while back i e-mailed you my phone number. don't know if you've still got it, but if so, give me a call.
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dig a pony

I sure like saying that right now, dig a pony charles, dig a pony maggie, dig a pony horascio

I sure like those names

I sure like tacos

I wonder why you have to pick 5 sg girls as your favorites, feels like an unnecessary competition to me, which is really weak.


"mystery juice" sean lennon


song that came to mind

the...
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kayna:
i'm gonna guess your pony's name

it is


BITE ME

oh yeah... hey, "buddy"!! (i believe you instructed me to throw that in every so often, less you no be my friend)

oink
thelastbeliever:
Hey okay, since you are quite the imaginitive one, i have a small favour to ask of you. I need a new username. Any ideas?
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-intimately constipated
my previously prepared lines punctuated with proper grammer
-today was completely fictionalized

i wish i could spell e nun ciate, is that somewhat right
-2 left one goes for everyone to be happy with the directions we were given and to continue to drive

girls that you like never tell you directly they like you until you have already gone ahead and made...
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thelastbeliever:
pee pee poo poo
-why I am insane on the internet?


Me too. I'm actually very very quiet in person... shocked
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It's funny, no one as ever told me my poetry is a grand maze of masterbatory self diagnosed dime store diagnosed delluisonal dated mistakes
-weird, convoluted, pretty, scary, absurd, unreadable one remedy is to tell me a story instead.

my milk shake gets all the boys in the yard
- ice cold white chocolate with pear

there like, its better then yours.
- gay guys...
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cipher:
I should've done something nice for myself, like go out and get wasted. Alas, this must wait till Wed. Hope you survived the horror with all limbs intact.

Damn right it's better than yours!
thelastbeliever:
I got a bunch of stuff. Just the usual stuff really. We don't really celebrate Vday that much.
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under a blanket of lights I'm dying to speak freely
-fasting verbally, avoiding the disease of communication

wonder why there are so many people eager to take a peak at my presentation before its prepared
-celebrate the process of filtering out trans fatty acid, you know is like making kool aide in your sleep

what was the point to this demonstration
-to see how long...
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kayna:
I believe the heart of gold hostel was in berlin. perhaps i'll prove it when i put up my european tour pictures. soon.

If I were a 15th-level robot in Ms. Pac-Man, do you still believe deep down you could beat me? Perhaps that's why you dream so much.

^-- that should be a ghost, but with their arbitrary selection of emoticons as well as the graphic fuzzy-ambiguity of said emoticons, i trust your interpretations of these events did not fail or betray you.
kayna:
up up down down left right left right B A start inject liquid crystals into your eyeball

puke
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time travel

since it went unappreciated last time I released my incredible discovery to the private and public sector, I give it another go.

immortality awaits those who make things, which you can do by going ahead.


house mate, not sure which, pizzed in the broken toilet, never mind flushing it, just let it sit and stew

good times


had a great veggie sandwhich and...
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neodrunk:
mmmm... vagina. blush



tonguemiao!!
kayna:
well, i dunno. mate. forgive me being 2 days-young to your SG world and not having yet grasped all the complex social eloquencies. besides, i make immediate exceptions to those who like The Pug.

as for the heart of gold? stolen? i have no idea what you're talking about.

Zaphod BeebleBrox would never do such a thing though, he's too.. well.... fuck your trivia.

K
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i spent too much time out in the cold, so sleepy

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thelastbeliever:
You want the goods on my life? Hmm, well, where to begin?? It all started when i was just a thought in my parents head. Then, 22 years later. here i am. Not much has changed in those years. I may have physically changed in a few departments. But thats about it really squire.
velvetknuckles:
If ida said "red or white" would you have pontificated about pink? wink