st_eve_bc

booo urns

I just spent an hour driving around with some dude who wanted to pop my muffin top smorgishbore a hole in my bum

ba rumpa bum bum


interesting enough the suffering of two souls combined in the cab of a dodge ram both looking for some grub


did you know that amazonian ants make rafts of themselves and go down stream to start new colonies

humans were not the first to do so

no i did not break out the astro glide and put aside my heterosexual way of being

I just continued talking and eventually he dropped me off

what, cant people just talk

I'm like that girl that never wanted to fuck you and said it would be cool to go out for a movie, dinner , if you must a date

but really I am just trying to relate

I dont want to be doing anything i might not enjoy

boys are fun for somethings girls for others

thats the way it was made to be for me

I fill the gaps with my imagination

cha cha cha


sex is a funny thing

gender roles and all that mess

I wish i had a doctor peper and some quesadillas

instead i will settle for pretzles and tang

I remain a homosexual virgin

I grew up with a single mother raising me

maybe i have seen one to many movies

but thats fine, i like women when it comes to getting down and dirty

I will come clean on one thing though so not to write without any sort of momento to those who follow and go with my words

life is a blur if your not really happy or sad

I'm glad i never have to do the same thing twice or live the same day twice or be nice to people who would rather slit my throat

I row the boat gently down the stream

merrily and fairly oblivious to all that is around me