Sunday, July 01, 2007
it smells like updog in here
it's been a fun weekend... friday i thought i was hitting up bills new pad to help with some moving... so i wrapped my office shit up ...got off early .. so i could do the daytime jujitsu deal... blah blah blah.. long story short i pulled three hours ... bill didn't end up moving friday...
saturday rob and deana picked me up... we headed over to steaves old place.. on the way we stopped at a real white trashy garage sale... this guys place reeked of ganja... gross.. he had a cardboard box full of girls gone wild vhs's for 3 dollars.. who sells porn at a garage sale... seriously?
riding with rob and deana is always pretty funny.. those kids have some road rage.. deana was talking about stalking some 16 year old girl through a trailor park who flipped her off.... funny rob was almost hit by some young kid in a car... the kid smiled about it.. and rob was noooot too happy about that.. the guy peeled out wanting to give the kid a scare... too funny
ok so we hit steaves place up.. danny was just leaving.. didn't really get to see the kid... not that it matters .. i don't really know him anymore... kens been staying at steaves... boxing stuff up.. sooo much stuff is there... we picked up shianne and gracy... i didn't expect to like the dogs.. but i really do... they're soo damned sweet... kinda sucks for rob and deana.. four dogs is a fucking lot.. gracy is seriously the perfect dog.. the dog you want to grow up with.. golden retriever.. catches a frisby.. does that whole treat on the nose trick.. adorable.. shianne is part wolf.. and she's a pretty adorable one too....
ok so i helped bill move in... did the computer deal... cause grandpa decided to be a dick about it... didn't show.. what a fucker.. so helped the guy move out of his old place.. move into the new one ..... came back today and put his fence up.. all his surrounding neighbors had fences up so it wasn't much work... i enjoy learning how shit like that works... rob is quite the handy guy.... it's always amazing to me how he knows how to do all this shit... do you take classes or something? how does one learn how to put up a fence honestly? i got to mow rob's lawn the other day.. i'm sure i didn't do the best job.... he's got a riding lawnmower... i've never experienced such joy... my ipod ((which right now is mia)) decided to be a dick and froze up again whilst riding....
so yea.. thats about it
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Friday, June 29, 2007
american idol
are you fucking joshing me vh1? really? this is what you're trying to pass as a movie that "rocks".... the kelly and justin straight to dvd american idol movie? this shit is horrible.... let me remind you kids it's not like vh1 doesn't have acutal movies that rock in it's arsenal... they've got grease... they have the breakfast club.... actually.. they've got all the john hughes and john walters movies... hairspray? sixteen candles? i mean seriously.. show me those on you're lil "movies that rock" ...not this shit... you really let me down vh1....
i'm totally looking forward to that scott baio dating show...
eastgate chrysler i hate your commercials...
ok so i'm done in the offices today... i got bored so i finished all my work.. i coulda held it off for another week.. it's not like any of the people over there really understood what i was doing.. but i missed my sissies.. and of course i missed fridays off... my days are going to slow way the fuck down though.. no more myspacing it up during the work day... it was getting old anyway....
hit up jujitsu today.. i went to the afternoon class which was nice.. it's always fun working with new people... called bill.. he's not doing the move today so i was able to make the evening class too... pretty much same shit as first class... we rolled a bit.. blah blah.. i stayed for an hour of open mat... i was hoping to get in some ground work with todd or paul... but sadly mr. parks wanted me to work with some new kid... maybe i'm a dick.. i have fun showing up early and working out with the children... but when i stay late i want to work myself out.. i want to learn something.. i don't want to just play uke to some new kids tori ... get thrown about and armbared my some kid that doesn't know what he's doing... oh well. atleast i came in the afternoon.. thats three hours... so i logged a good day...
waking up early tomarrow.. doing a run... i found my little marine cadence cd's... i'm such a fucking boot right? i put them on my ipod.. as long as i have that cat belting out cadences i can run forever.....
oooh.. ok so on my way to jujitsu today this fucking 9 foot 13 year old creepishly intercepted me mid-street to try to sell me some weed... i didn't get the kids super cool jargon at first.. so i just kinda stared at him... he thugged his way over... limp and all. kid was hillbilly white... said something to the effect of yo i know you like that murda right? ..... yea i had no clue what he was driving at..... then he noticed he wasn't grabbing me with that nonsense so he switched it up to you smoke that killa right? i said no i dont have any.. and i thought i was done... like no kid i'm not giving you weed cigs.. or crack or whatever it is... then it got obvious he was selling.. i called him a fucking hippie and i carried on my way...
~dueces~
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Saturday, June 23, 2007
johnny and the devil
The devil went down to Georgia
He was lookin' for a soul to steal
He was in a bind
'Cause he was way behind
And he was willin' to make a deal
When he came across this young man
Sawin' on a fiddle and playin' it hot
And the devil jumped up on a hickory stump
And said boy let me tell you what
I guess you didn't know it
but I'm a fiddle player too
And if you care to take a dare I'll make a bet with you
Now you play a pretty good fiddle, boy
But give the devil his due
I'll bet a fiddle of gold
Against your soul
'Cause I think I'm better than you
The boy said my name's Johnny
And it might be a sin
But I'll take your bet
And you're gonna regret
'Cause I'm the best there's ever been
Johnny rosin up your bow and play your fiddle hard
Cause hell's broke loose in Georgia and the devil deals the cards
And if you win you get this shiny fiddle made of gold
But if you lose the devil gets your soul.
The devil opened up his case
And he said I'll start this show
And fire flew from his fingertips
As he rosined up his bow
Then he pulled the bow across the strings
And it made an [sic] evil hiss
And a band of demons joined in
And it sounded something like this
When the devil finished
Johnny said well you're pretty good old son
But just sit down in that chair right there
And let me show you how it's done
He played Fire on the Mountain
Run boys, run
The devil's in the House of the Rising Sun
Chicken in a bread pan picken' at dough
Granny does your dog bite
No child, no
The devil bowed his head
Because he knew that he'd been beat
And he laid that golden fiddle
On the ground at Johnny's feet
Johnny said, Devil just come on back
If you ever wanna try again
I done told you once you son of a bitch
I'm the best there's ever been
And he played Fire on the Mountain
Run boys, run
The devil's in the House of the Rising Sun
Chicken in a bread pan picken' at dough
Granny does your dog bite
No child, no
It's been ten long years since the devil laid his fiddle at Johnny's feet
And it burned inside his mind the way he suffered that defeat
In the darkest pits of hell the devil hatched an evil plan
To tempt the fiddle player for he's just a mortal man
"The sin of pride," the devil cried is what will do you in
"I thought we had this settled, I'm the best there's ever been."
Johnny did you ever know that time keeps marching on
The coldest hour is the one comes just before the dawn
The devil's back in Georgia will you stand up to the test
Or will you let the devil be the best?
"In truth I haven't played much since the baby came in June
But give me half a minute an' I'll get this fiddle back in tune"
The devil grabbed the golden fiddle out of Johnny's hand and said
"Though I'm the fiddle player underground and I walk upon the land"
"Y'all just better be just turnin' back if you want this boy to win
'Cos practice is the only cure for the predicament he's in"
"Now devil it would be a sin for you to get my bow
You go on back to hell and to the wood shed I will go"
Johnny are you practising or will your hands grow cold?
The devil walks the land and plays a fiddle made of gold
Can you hear the babe a crying, will he ever know
The devil wants his daddy's very soul?
"Before we play I want to thank you for letting God's own Word ring true
He said you can't be trusted" "Yes but what you gonna do?"
"Well you get your fiddle devil if you think that you can win
'Cos I beat you once you old dog and I can whip your butt again"
John Brown's green, the devil is red
Mama's little baby loves shortnin' bread
The devil's dream is that he can win
But Johnny is the best that's ever been
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pictures
well i was hoping to put some of my moms wedding pictures on here... i only have grandpa's though.. i already looked through deana's and hers were amazing.. everyone looked good.. i'm looking through the whopping seven pictures grandpa took and they are all fucking ass...... horrible... oh.. i take that back.. one was ok.. but seeing how grandpa was in that picture i'm going to assume grandma took it
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it smells like updog in here
it's been a fun weekend... friday i thought i was hitting up bills new pad to help with some moving... so i wrapped my office shit up ...got off early .. so i could do the daytime jujitsu deal... blah blah blah.. long story short i pulled three hours ... bill didn't end up moving friday...
saturday rob and deana picked me up... we headed over to steaves old place.. on the way we stopped at a real white trashy garage sale... this guys place reeked of ganja... gross.. he had a cardboard box full of girls gone wild vhs's for 3 dollars.. who sells porn at a garage sale... seriously?
riding with rob and deana is always pretty funny.. those kids have some road rage.. deana was talking about stalking some 16 year old girl through a trailor park who flipped her off.... funny rob was almost hit by some young kid in a car... the kid smiled about it.. and rob was noooot too happy about that.. the guy peeled out wanting to give the kid a scare... too funny
ok so we hit steaves place up.. danny was just leaving.. didn't really get to see the kid... not that it matters .. i don't really know him anymore... kens been staying at steaves... boxing stuff up.. sooo much stuff is there... we picked up shianne and gracy... i didn't expect to like the dogs.. but i really do... they're soo damned sweet... kinda sucks for rob and deana.. four dogs is a fucking lot.. gracy is seriously the perfect dog.. the dog you want to grow up with.. golden retriever.. catches a frisby.. does that whole treat on the nose trick.. adorable.. shianne is part wolf.. and she's a pretty adorable one too....
ok so i helped bill move in... did the computer deal... cause grandpa decided to be a dick about it... didn't show.. what a fucker.. so helped the guy move out of his old place.. move into the new one ..... came back today and put his fence up.. all his surrounding neighbors had fences up so it wasn't much work... i enjoy learning how shit like that works... rob is quite the handy guy.... it's always amazing to me how he knows how to do all this shit... do you take classes or something? how does one learn how to put up a fence honestly? i got to mow rob's lawn the other day.. i'm sure i didn't do the best job.... he's got a riding lawnmower... i've never experienced such joy... my ipod ((which right now is mia)) decided to be a dick and froze up again whilst riding....
so yea.. thats about it
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Friday, June 29, 2007
american idol
are you fucking joshing me vh1? really? this is what you're trying to pass as a movie that "rocks".... the kelly and justin straight to dvd american idol movie? this shit is horrible.... let me remind you kids it's not like vh1 doesn't have acutal movies that rock in it's arsenal... they've got grease... they have the breakfast club.... actually.. they've got all the john hughes and john walters movies... hairspray? sixteen candles? i mean seriously.. show me those on you're lil "movies that rock" ...not this shit... you really let me down vh1....
i'm totally looking forward to that scott baio dating show...
eastgate chrysler i hate your commercials...
ok so i'm done in the offices today... i got bored so i finished all my work.. i coulda held it off for another week.. it's not like any of the people over there really understood what i was doing.. but i missed my sissies.. and of course i missed fridays off... my days are going to slow way the fuck down though.. no more myspacing it up during the work day... it was getting old anyway....
hit up jujitsu today.. i went to the afternoon class which was nice.. it's always fun working with new people... called bill.. he's not doing the move today so i was able to make the evening class too... pretty much same shit as first class... we rolled a bit.. blah blah.. i stayed for an hour of open mat... i was hoping to get in some ground work with todd or paul... but sadly mr. parks wanted me to work with some new kid... maybe i'm a dick.. i have fun showing up early and working out with the children... but when i stay late i want to work myself out.. i want to learn something.. i don't want to just play uke to some new kids tori ... get thrown about and armbared my some kid that doesn't know what he's doing... oh well. atleast i came in the afternoon.. thats three hours... so i logged a good day...
waking up early tomarrow.. doing a run... i found my little marine cadence cd's... i'm such a fucking boot right? i put them on my ipod.. as long as i have that cat belting out cadences i can run forever.....
oooh.. ok so on my way to jujitsu today this fucking 9 foot 13 year old creepishly intercepted me mid-street to try to sell me some weed... i didn't get the kids super cool jargon at first.. so i just kinda stared at him... he thugged his way over... limp and all. kid was hillbilly white... said something to the effect of yo i know you like that murda right? ..... yea i had no clue what he was driving at..... then he noticed he wasn't grabbing me with that nonsense so he switched it up to you smoke that killa right? i said no i dont have any.. and i thought i was done... like no kid i'm not giving you weed cigs.. or crack or whatever it is... then it got obvious he was selling.. i called him a fucking hippie and i carried on my way...
~dueces~
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Saturday, June 23, 2007
johnny and the devil
The devil went down to Georgia
He was lookin' for a soul to steal
He was in a bind
'Cause he was way behind
And he was willin' to make a deal
When he came across this young man
Sawin' on a fiddle and playin' it hot
And the devil jumped up on a hickory stump
And said boy let me tell you what
I guess you didn't know it
but I'm a fiddle player too
And if you care to take a dare I'll make a bet with you
Now you play a pretty good fiddle, boy
But give the devil his due
I'll bet a fiddle of gold
Against your soul
'Cause I think I'm better than you
The boy said my name's Johnny
And it might be a sin
But I'll take your bet
And you're gonna regret
'Cause I'm the best there's ever been
Johnny rosin up your bow and play your fiddle hard
Cause hell's broke loose in Georgia and the devil deals the cards
And if you win you get this shiny fiddle made of gold
But if you lose the devil gets your soul.
The devil opened up his case
And he said I'll start this show
And fire flew from his fingertips
As he rosined up his bow
Then he pulled the bow across the strings
And it made an [sic] evil hiss
And a band of demons joined in
And it sounded something like this
When the devil finished
Johnny said well you're pretty good old son
But just sit down in that chair right there
And let me show you how it's done
He played Fire on the Mountain
Run boys, run
The devil's in the House of the Rising Sun
Chicken in a bread pan picken' at dough
Granny does your dog bite
No child, no
The devil bowed his head
Because he knew that he'd been beat
And he laid that golden fiddle
On the ground at Johnny's feet
Johnny said, Devil just come on back
If you ever wanna try again
I done told you once you son of a bitch
I'm the best there's ever been
And he played Fire on the Mountain
Run boys, run
The devil's in the House of the Rising Sun
Chicken in a bread pan picken' at dough
Granny does your dog bite
No child, no
It's been ten long years since the devil laid his fiddle at Johnny's feet
And it burned inside his mind the way he suffered that defeat
In the darkest pits of hell the devil hatched an evil plan
To tempt the fiddle player for he's just a mortal man
"The sin of pride," the devil cried is what will do you in
"I thought we had this settled, I'm the best there's ever been."
Johnny did you ever know that time keeps marching on
The coldest hour is the one comes just before the dawn
The devil's back in Georgia will you stand up to the test
Or will you let the devil be the best?
"In truth I haven't played much since the baby came in June
But give me half a minute an' I'll get this fiddle back in tune"
The devil grabbed the golden fiddle out of Johnny's hand and said
"Though I'm the fiddle player underground and I walk upon the land"
"Y'all just better be just turnin' back if you want this boy to win
'Cos practice is the only cure for the predicament he's in"
"Now devil it would be a sin for you to get my bow
You go on back to hell and to the wood shed I will go"
Johnny are you practising or will your hands grow cold?
The devil walks the land and plays a fiddle made of gold
Can you hear the babe a crying, will he ever know
The devil wants his daddy's very soul?
"Before we play I want to thank you for letting God's own Word ring true
He said you can't be trusted" "Yes but what you gonna do?"
"Well you get your fiddle devil if you think that you can win
'Cos I beat you once you old dog and I can whip your butt again"
John Brown's green, the devil is red
Mama's little baby loves shortnin' bread
The devil's dream is that he can win
But Johnny is the best that's ever been
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pictures
well i was hoping to put some of my moms wedding pictures on here... i only have grandpa's though.. i already looked through deana's and hers were amazing.. everyone looked good.. i'm looking through the whopping seven pictures grandpa took and they are all fucking ass...... horrible... oh.. i take that back.. one was ok.. but seeing how grandpa was in that picture i'm going to assume grandma took it
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Ssabo said:
this girl is retarded cute
More like just retarded.