sweep the leg johnny
ok.. time for a rant....
this kid sits at my table in math class....
he fucking kills me... such a nice kid
lost.. absolutely fucking lost.. but a nice kid....
this guy mooses his hair... i mean.. yea i guess thats ok... but
it's so much more than that....
he goes to tanning beds...... i didn't know that was a social norm for guys...
it's weird seeing someone that tan when it's so cold out....
he wears these weird abercrombie shirts.. their always designed to look inside out... and backwards
at the same time..
these pants.. that i mean.. i kind of feel.. just shreded with holes.. i didn't realize he bought them like that... paid 220 dollars for those fucking things.. crazy to me....
this kid text messages all day .. he's got a system down.. both hands at once.. faster than i can type on a keyboard....
he has his eyebrows professionaly tweezed....
it's just too funny to me.. soooo preppy.... i thought that was like.. tv or movie type comically over preppy
but this cat is really like that....
...and he's way dumb at math...
ok...
peanuts.....
great arn't they? .. i think so.. usually.. first im going to throw this little example out there
you buy lucky charms.. because you like marshmellows and crunchy yumness... correct?
you don't buy lucky charms cause you want nothing but marshmellows.. you don't buy it cause you
want nothing but crunchyness... you buy it for the mix... you'd feel gyped as fuck if you poured yourself a bowl and you had one rocking marshmellow
the reason i bring this shit up.. is because i recently bought a thing of mixed nuts.. and wow was i fucking excited.. i mean.. cashews... almonds.... huge beach nuts.. fun!!! i was looking forward to heaven...
well.. i open the thing.. i don't notice anything wrong.. i eat like three cashews.. a few peanuts... the only two beach nuts in the thing.. like one almond.. and then i notice i've been munching on fucking peanuts for like an hour.... i sift threw the shit to find out.. yea.. nothing but peanuts... im talking about a 80 percent peanut mixture here... what kind of shit is that? how is this mixed nuts? i feel like i just got one marshmellow.. if i wanted fucking peanuts i would of bought a thing of peanuts.. .....this shit had me seriously irate for hours... what a gyp .... how dare you screw me out of almond goodness ... fuck you planters... from now on im buying those trail mixes that you can visually see threw the plastic.. i will not get fucked like that again....
today the girls in my lil life skills class did their culture project.. it was just them vrs tyrone and i.... everyone else has dropped the class..... so anyway.. these chicks get an extra fucking week for their shit cause one of the bitches had mono... ....anyway.. we were worried for nothing... these girls suuuucked... ...made me feel all warm inside.. power point was all fucked up.. shitty speaking skills.. no eye contact.. absolute fuck ups... their cute and im a sweetheart so i said they did great.. but still.. yea..
so that was great....
what else? research paper is due... we'll see how i do..... i'm pretty amazing at essays and papers....
god is that it? here i was thinking i'd have something to actually post....
oh.. i met a girl!
saw her on the bus.. made the move
made conversation with some homeless cat...
and played wth these two adorable little girls... they had the typical
braids and berets in their hair.. adorable...
these kids had some sharp ass wit...
so i decided to catch the bus home with this girl...
rode around for awhile on a few random buses
went threw fountain square....
tonights a beautiful night for ufc fans....
ufc re runs.. ufc live... the ultimate fighter.... wild world of spike.. and maybe inside the ufc...
apparently dana white is gonna fight tito ortiz?
my rigth wrist is all fucked up
and i don't know why
it's really tight.. like a finger you should pop....
i want to pull it.. it makes a bunch of noises and pops
it hurts.... yea.. what the fuck
so their wasn't anything to eat today.....
so i figured fuck it i'll eat one of those nutrisystems things my grandfathers always bitching about..
i ate it.. and it was fucking great....
way easy to make.. and good.. plus it had a rediculous amount of protein....
that guys bitching for nothing... i wish i was on them...
i love simplicity.. tell me what to eat.. tell me what to wear ... tell me what to do
tuf is on... im outy five thousand
ok.. time for a rant....
this kid sits at my table in math class....
he fucking kills me... such a nice kid
lost.. absolutely fucking lost.. but a nice kid....
this guy mooses his hair... i mean.. yea i guess thats ok... but
it's so much more than that....
he goes to tanning beds...... i didn't know that was a social norm for guys...
it's weird seeing someone that tan when it's so cold out....
he wears these weird abercrombie shirts.. their always designed to look inside out... and backwards
at the same time..
these pants.. that i mean.. i kind of feel.. just shreded with holes.. i didn't realize he bought them like that... paid 220 dollars for those fucking things.. crazy to me....
this kid text messages all day .. he's got a system down.. both hands at once.. faster than i can type on a keyboard....
he has his eyebrows professionaly tweezed....
it's just too funny to me.. soooo preppy.... i thought that was like.. tv or movie type comically over preppy
but this cat is really like that....
...and he's way dumb at math...
ok...
peanuts.....
great arn't they? .. i think so.. usually.. first im going to throw this little example out there
you buy lucky charms.. because you like marshmellows and crunchy yumness... correct?
you don't buy lucky charms cause you want nothing but marshmellows.. you don't buy it cause you
want nothing but crunchyness... you buy it for the mix... you'd feel gyped as fuck if you poured yourself a bowl and you had one rocking marshmellow
the reason i bring this shit up.. is because i recently bought a thing of mixed nuts.. and wow was i fucking excited.. i mean.. cashews... almonds.... huge beach nuts.. fun!!! i was looking forward to heaven...
well.. i open the thing.. i don't notice anything wrong.. i eat like three cashews.. a few peanuts... the only two beach nuts in the thing.. like one almond.. and then i notice i've been munching on fucking peanuts for like an hour.... i sift threw the shit to find out.. yea.. nothing but peanuts... im talking about a 80 percent peanut mixture here... what kind of shit is that? how is this mixed nuts? i feel like i just got one marshmellow.. if i wanted fucking peanuts i would of bought a thing of peanuts.. .....this shit had me seriously irate for hours... what a gyp .... how dare you screw me out of almond goodness ... fuck you planters... from now on im buying those trail mixes that you can visually see threw the plastic.. i will not get fucked like that again....
today the girls in my lil life skills class did their culture project.. it was just them vrs tyrone and i.... everyone else has dropped the class..... so anyway.. these chicks get an extra fucking week for their shit cause one of the bitches had mono... ....anyway.. we were worried for nothing... these girls suuuucked... ...made me feel all warm inside.. power point was all fucked up.. shitty speaking skills.. no eye contact.. absolute fuck ups... their cute and im a sweetheart so i said they did great.. but still.. yea..
so that was great....
what else? research paper is due... we'll see how i do..... i'm pretty amazing at essays and papers....
god is that it? here i was thinking i'd have something to actually post....
oh.. i met a girl!
saw her on the bus.. made the move
made conversation with some homeless cat...
and played wth these two adorable little girls... they had the typical
braids and berets in their hair.. adorable...
these kids had some sharp ass wit...
so i decided to catch the bus home with this girl...
rode around for awhile on a few random buses
went threw fountain square....
tonights a beautiful night for ufc fans....
ufc re runs.. ufc live... the ultimate fighter.... wild world of spike.. and maybe inside the ufc...
apparently dana white is gonna fight tito ortiz?
my rigth wrist is all fucked up
and i don't know why
it's really tight.. like a finger you should pop....
i want to pull it.. it makes a bunch of noises and pops
it hurts.... yea.. what the fuck
so their wasn't anything to eat today.....
so i figured fuck it i'll eat one of those nutrisystems things my grandfathers always bitching about..
i ate it.. and it was fucking great....
way easy to make.. and good.. plus it had a rediculous amount of protein....
that guys bitching for nothing... i wish i was on them...
i love simplicity.. tell me what to eat.. tell me what to wear ... tell me what to do
tuf is on... im outy five thousand
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And the show I was talkin about is in Indy. That's why I mentioned you should go.
and it did hurt more than my original ones...but it wasnt that bad