Edit: It seems you need to click the "Expand Blog with Comments" button (at the end of this entry) to see the other 90% of this entry that this new fangled crap layout is hiding. Seriously. What this shit. I just want this blog to work.
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And my reply, from one of my junk email accounts:
Date: April 12, 2007 12:05:21 PM EDT
To: suzanandwilliams888@yahoo.com
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I smiled and laughed. And then went back to hating my life.
Oh, wait. Hours and hours later, as in about fifteen minutes ago, Lauren said something nice, too. I bought two things off her wedding registry, attached with a note that wouldn't be funny to anyone except her and her fianc:
Lauren: i got the cutting board today!
Me: nice
Lauren: and the funny card, Jon thought it was funny too.
Me: lol
Me: haha
Lauren: I'm going to be nice for about 10 seconds here so brace yourself.
Me: oh my god
Lauren: I really apprecaite you doing that for us, it means a lot to me.
Lauren: the end.
Me: hahaha
Me: shut up and enjoy it.
Me: seriously.
Lauren: my mom washed it for me today (Her mom is visiting from CA)
Lauren: so next time i cook i'm going to use it.
Me: and think of me?
Lauren: while i'm using my new butcher knife, yes.
And that's it. Back to loathing everything. I hope tomorrow gets better. I'm seeing Meet the Robinsons with Ember and the 3D club. It's good to know all the money in my tuition is going to good use after I graduate. Then Saturday afternoon is lunch with Ember, tmronin, and Maxi. Saturday night is a party of sorts at Ember+roommates'/my old place, where Ember and I will do chocolate milk shots. ...Okay so just Ember will be doing chocolate milk shots, I'll try to see if there's any mudslide mix I bought like two years ago is still in the fridge.
After that, I have no idea. I guess going home and maybe doing some laundry, only to go to bed and come back to Philly Monday morning for work and repeat.
Oh, and sometime(s) in between declining my dad's offer(s) to go to Stroudsburg, PA for PA's opening day of trout season and then staying the night. Fishing is no longer relaxing for me. Now it's more of a "I'm fucking cold, tired, and all the fish go extinct the moment I cast my line" thing. Oh, and some "I want to go home" mixed in there as well. And maybe even some "I need to pee badly" if there are no good looking bushes in the woods.
Oh, wait, one last shitty thing. One of the accounting/payroll peoples is out this week, so I won't be getting my paycheck till next week (hopefully I'll get this week's along with that). I hope I can afford these now-huger student loan bills before I get those checks.
Oh, another thing on my list of shit I need to do in my life: consolidate my private loans. Sallie Mae keeps offering to consolidate my federal loans even though I did once before and the interest rate is so low, that if I re-consolidate it jumps up almost three-fold. The bastards. But yeah, paying those private loans is gonna kill me until I get off my ass.