BEWARE!!!!!!!Extremely funny shit!!!!!!
Again my roommate found another funny personal ad and answered...........this time he got a response.
The original ad was this:
Used panties for dirty boys.
Soiled panties worn by 2 hot women who truly understand the art of panty
worship. Our cotton panties (available in thong or full back models) are
worn for 24 hours so you know they'll be wet! The panties are individually
sealed in ziplock bags to insure freshness. Personal requests accepted. Pics
available for extra.
Who we are:
5'6" blonde beauty, 120 lbs, panty size: S/M
5'5" hot BBW brunette, 190 lbs, panty size: L/XL
Please contact us for more details. We're already squirming in our seats!
So......this is what my roommate responded.
Excuse mecum again? I was unbelievably sexually charged after reading your
posting, a close friend from my circle jerk group recommended your service!
Two babes who grasp and actually CARE about the delicate art of panty
snorting and worshipping? You brauds are alright. Respect . Here's a riddle
you can relate to, it's like a yeast infection: some women get it, some
DON'T! I've had both kinds, prude girlfriends who've broken up with me from
simply "borrowing" a couple pairs from the hamper; to the other extreme -
considerate enough to pack me sullied undies as a snack in my lunchbox (Ha!
I work in an office) Talk about a 3pm snack-attack!
In your previous posting dated Feb 11, 2007 you detailed some of the extras
your business offers including The 48 hour wear option and/or The
masturbation while worn option. Well let's say I want a trio super-sized, 3
extra chicken nuggets and I'll replace my fries with a poutine!!
This undeniably falls into the "personal request" category. Now my shrink
tells me I need to start voicing my inner desires candidly without fearing
the judgment of others, so here goes nothing. I know you offer urination
panties, now what I'm asking for has a slight twistI'm almost embarrassed
to even write it - poo-poo not pipi panties.
Yes you heard me, pooped-panties. Listen I'm not a fecalfiliac, I don't want
you to take a heapin' dump in them, no. I am simply asking for a medium to
large tire mark skid-stain. Do you know what I'm talking about cuz I think
you do know what I'm talking about. I don't even mind if it's a tiny "pete
sauce".(Sorry my dad is french, umm roughly translated - a fart sauce.) Is
that gross? Please don't judge me for being this way, why can't I be NORMAL
like all the other guys who are plenty satisfied with masturbation or
urination worn panties!
Oh, and please bump my order from a 48hr wear to a 72hr wear if possible.
(At your own sanitary discretion!)
No offensive to the petite blond beauty, but I'm gonna have to go with the
hefty 190 pounder XL cotton full back model. Call me ol' fashioned but I
find the thong style panties look like a male jockstrap. I've always been
more of a granny-panty type of guy.
Financial Compensation: The first thing I need to make crystal clear is that
money is no object for me. So let that be an incentive for this first test
pair to be cream of the crop for I can easily pop my top, who knows maybe
this could become a monthly thing.
For the additional charge might as well throw a pic in there too. You may
take it from the tits down if you prefer to protect your identity. Again
money is not a problem nor has this arrangement been a problem with the
women I've worked with in the past.
With ALL that being said - How much? Ballpark it for me.
Squirming in my ergonomic executive business chair,
Serge S.
P.S Let's use my company FedEx account # to avoid the wifey!
Hahahaha okay so this is the response he got back from this woman.
Hi there,
Thanks for the message, I love a man who knows that a real women has curves, I charge $25 a day for wear and masturbation. Everyday, I wear your panties is another $25. That being said, you have made a very special request which I will be happy to oblige, (the secret sauce) which will run you another $25. For a 72 hour wear and your secret sauce, $100. Please let me know if this acceptable to you, I have no problem emailing you a pic, so you can see what you are getting. Do you prefer old or new panties, please let me know . . .
Lucy
Hahaha alright its not done......he answered her back this.My roomy's crazy!!!!!
Dear Luscious Lucy,
You GO girl! Pleasantly-plump girls are the only way to roll. Here's my top 3 "To Do List" : Kirstie Allie, Catherine Manheim & Star Jones (before she got skinny)
SECRET SAUCE - Loves it!! What clever word playand I thought I was witty with my simple minded puns. Even your email address "Panties R Us" gave me a good hearty chuckle; it's toys but for sick twisted grownups!
I prefer older panties, more history to them.
$100 sounds fair to me. There is a lot of work put into these panties, 72 hours to be exact.
What payment method do you prefer?
Do you meet with your clients in person to exchange the goods or do you simply offer a SHIP TO option?
Ooh yesssss, (drooling on my keyboard) I would cream my 501 jeans if you sent me a pic. That would be very bighearted of you. You've been very indulgent thus far, so I must apologize in advance for being such a doubting Thomas but what if you're actually a man mailing out fraudulent panties with secret MAN sauce. Could I make a special request to ensure you are not? Something along the lines of you taking a picture in my soon to be undies, holding up the front page of today's newspaper. That way I'll know for sure it's a personalized up to date picture with panties documented rather than just a picture you found on Yahoo images. I can pay an extra $25 for this special "peace of mind" request, you seem like a very nice lady and it's the least I can do.
It's not the $100 I worry about, honestly. It's more about protecting my pride at this point to avoid being swindled AGAIN by male internet predators who think it's funny to exploit other men's weaknesses. Not cool.
Yearning for your secret sauce,
Serge
P.S: HOT Date tonight! First in a LONG time, wish me luck!
Hahahaha........hahahahahahaha holy shit he has a lot of time to waste!!!!
Please know that none of what he wrote is true........i think.haha.No no just kidding.He just has a crazy imagination and its all done for the comic value.If he gets back another response he's gonna let her down gentley.Hahaha.I hope you all enjoyed that as much as i did.
Have a great day!Cheers.
Again my roommate found another funny personal ad and answered...........this time he got a response.
The original ad was this:
Used panties for dirty boys.
Soiled panties worn by 2 hot women who truly understand the art of panty
worship. Our cotton panties (available in thong or full back models) are
worn for 24 hours so you know they'll be wet! The panties are individually
sealed in ziplock bags to insure freshness. Personal requests accepted. Pics
available for extra.
Who we are:
5'6" blonde beauty, 120 lbs, panty size: S/M
5'5" hot BBW brunette, 190 lbs, panty size: L/XL
Please contact us for more details. We're already squirming in our seats!
So......this is what my roommate responded.
Excuse mecum again? I was unbelievably sexually charged after reading your
posting, a close friend from my circle jerk group recommended your service!
Two babes who grasp and actually CARE about the delicate art of panty
snorting and worshipping? You brauds are alright. Respect . Here's a riddle
you can relate to, it's like a yeast infection: some women get it, some
DON'T! I've had both kinds, prude girlfriends who've broken up with me from
simply "borrowing" a couple pairs from the hamper; to the other extreme -
considerate enough to pack me sullied undies as a snack in my lunchbox (Ha!
I work in an office) Talk about a 3pm snack-attack!
In your previous posting dated Feb 11, 2007 you detailed some of the extras
your business offers including The 48 hour wear option and/or The
masturbation while worn option. Well let's say I want a trio super-sized, 3
extra chicken nuggets and I'll replace my fries with a poutine!!
This undeniably falls into the "personal request" category. Now my shrink
tells me I need to start voicing my inner desires candidly without fearing
the judgment of others, so here goes nothing. I know you offer urination
panties, now what I'm asking for has a slight twistI'm almost embarrassed
to even write it - poo-poo not pipi panties.
Yes you heard me, pooped-panties. Listen I'm not a fecalfiliac, I don't want
you to take a heapin' dump in them, no. I am simply asking for a medium to
large tire mark skid-stain. Do you know what I'm talking about cuz I think
you do know what I'm talking about. I don't even mind if it's a tiny "pete
sauce".(Sorry my dad is french, umm roughly translated - a fart sauce.) Is
that gross? Please don't judge me for being this way, why can't I be NORMAL
like all the other guys who are plenty satisfied with masturbation or
urination worn panties!
Oh, and please bump my order from a 48hr wear to a 72hr wear if possible.
(At your own sanitary discretion!)
No offensive to the petite blond beauty, but I'm gonna have to go with the
hefty 190 pounder XL cotton full back model. Call me ol' fashioned but I
find the thong style panties look like a male jockstrap. I've always been
more of a granny-panty type of guy.
Financial Compensation: The first thing I need to make crystal clear is that
money is no object for me. So let that be an incentive for this first test
pair to be cream of the crop for I can easily pop my top, who knows maybe
this could become a monthly thing.
For the additional charge might as well throw a pic in there too. You may
take it from the tits down if you prefer to protect your identity. Again
money is not a problem nor has this arrangement been a problem with the
women I've worked with in the past.
With ALL that being said - How much? Ballpark it for me.
Squirming in my ergonomic executive business chair,
Serge S.
P.S Let's use my company FedEx account # to avoid the wifey!
Hahahaha okay so this is the response he got back from this woman.
Hi there,
Thanks for the message, I love a man who knows that a real women has curves, I charge $25 a day for wear and masturbation. Everyday, I wear your panties is another $25. That being said, you have made a very special request which I will be happy to oblige, (the secret sauce) which will run you another $25. For a 72 hour wear and your secret sauce, $100. Please let me know if this acceptable to you, I have no problem emailing you a pic, so you can see what you are getting. Do you prefer old or new panties, please let me know . . .
Lucy
Hahaha alright its not done......he answered her back this.My roomy's crazy!!!!!
Dear Luscious Lucy,
You GO girl! Pleasantly-plump girls are the only way to roll. Here's my top 3 "To Do List" : Kirstie Allie, Catherine Manheim & Star Jones (before she got skinny)
SECRET SAUCE - Loves it!! What clever word playand I thought I was witty with my simple minded puns. Even your email address "Panties R Us" gave me a good hearty chuckle; it's toys but for sick twisted grownups!
I prefer older panties, more history to them.
$100 sounds fair to me. There is a lot of work put into these panties, 72 hours to be exact.
What payment method do you prefer?
Do you meet with your clients in person to exchange the goods or do you simply offer a SHIP TO option?
Ooh yesssss, (drooling on my keyboard) I would cream my 501 jeans if you sent me a pic. That would be very bighearted of you. You've been very indulgent thus far, so I must apologize in advance for being such a doubting Thomas but what if you're actually a man mailing out fraudulent panties with secret MAN sauce. Could I make a special request to ensure you are not? Something along the lines of you taking a picture in my soon to be undies, holding up the front page of today's newspaper. That way I'll know for sure it's a personalized up to date picture with panties documented rather than just a picture you found on Yahoo images. I can pay an extra $25 for this special "peace of mind" request, you seem like a very nice lady and it's the least I can do.
It's not the $100 I worry about, honestly. It's more about protecting my pride at this point to avoid being swindled AGAIN by male internet predators who think it's funny to exploit other men's weaknesses. Not cool.
Yearning for your secret sauce,
Serge
P.S: HOT Date tonight! First in a LONG time, wish me luck!
Hahahaha........hahahahahahaha holy shit he has a lot of time to waste!!!!
Please know that none of what he wrote is true........i think.haha.No no just kidding.He just has a crazy imagination and its all done for the comic value.If he gets back another response he's gonna let her down gentley.Hahaha.I hope you all enjoyed that as much as i did.
Have a great day!Cheers.
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Thats just wrong....on so many levels. Hillarious!!