Today there was a bible humper in my way walking home from Chi Phi. She offered me an invitation, I said, "What is this for?"
She said, "Church"
I said, "No thanks, I already go."
There was a girl behind me that did a similar thing. When we had walked out of earshot of the bible humper, I turned to her and said, "Yah, I... Read More
not good scream. it takes a well placed cock to make me really scream.
stupid preaching church goers. I'm going to tell the next one that comes up to me that I collect nipples and see what happens.
Things have turned around. After a nice week or so of extremely bad luck (my truck getting towed, my school asking for an extra $500, me screwing up my knee, math class informing me that I may have cheated and that I fail the class, etc), almost everything has turned around. My crazy rich uncle is helping me out of the money troubles with school,... Read More