Yesterday night was so effin great.
Three of my closest friends brought me out for my bachelorette party. I looked awesomely hot, and my girls did too. We went to The Cave on Columbus Boulevard (in Philly). I had my devil-horn veil and my "Miss Bachelorette" sash and assorted other bride-to-be paraphernalia. I'll post pictures when I get them-- tell me you would have bought me a drink
I got an onstage "hot seat" dance, and it was really scary, but at least the stripper was nice. And I got totally manhandled by the other ones, which I'm not to sure I liked. Getting spanked and licked and generally humped by random sweaty men was a little disconcerting. I probably would have gotten more into it if I had drank ther instead of at the club afterward, lol.
We ducked out to the adjoining club afterwards, and after a single Malibu Bay Breeze and a Smirnoff Ice, I was already three sheets to the wind. It was so great. Then we went to Denny's.
When I came home, not only did Ed and I have great sex, he aslo had my Mother's Day presents waiting for me. I opened them early and they are so rad. He got my this ceramic pig with a chalkboard for the kitchen, something I have been lusting over for at least 6 months. And "the baby" got me a coffee sign for the wall. And I got two really sweet cards.
Even though I can't hear and I'm a little tired right now, I am so effin happy.
How are all of you? Tell me stories.
Three of my closest friends brought me out for my bachelorette party. I looked awesomely hot, and my girls did too. We went to The Cave on Columbus Boulevard (in Philly). I had my devil-horn veil and my "Miss Bachelorette" sash and assorted other bride-to-be paraphernalia. I'll post pictures when I get them-- tell me you would have bought me a drink
I got an onstage "hot seat" dance, and it was really scary, but at least the stripper was nice. And I got totally manhandled by the other ones, which I'm not to sure I liked. Getting spanked and licked and generally humped by random sweaty men was a little disconcerting. I probably would have gotten more into it if I had drank ther instead of at the club afterward, lol.
We ducked out to the adjoining club afterwards, and after a single Malibu Bay Breeze and a Smirnoff Ice, I was already three sheets to the wind. It was so great. Then we went to Denny's.
When I came home, not only did Ed and I have great sex, he aslo had my Mother's Day presents waiting for me. I opened them early and they are so rad. He got my this ceramic pig with a chalkboard for the kitchen, something I have been lusting over for at least 6 months. And "the baby" got me a coffee sign for the wall. And I got two really sweet cards.
Even though I can't hear and I'm a little tired right now, I am so effin happy.
How are all of you? Tell me stories.
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RAW has actually been pretty damn good lately. They've been doing some stuff with Nic Dinsmore(sp?) recently of OVW, that's just pure gold as far as i'm concerned. They've rehashed the retard gimmick and made the character an Idiot Savant at wrestling. It is some severly funny and endearing shit.
Peace.
-Josh