"Hi, I'm floppy." Jesus christ that's an embarassing thing to say to someone while meeting them face to face for the first time. Many months ago, when I entered my credit card information and chose the first random word that popped (or flopped) into my mind as a user name, I never could have imagined that I was going to be standing in a restaurant introducing myself to people as floppy. I thought I was only going to be typing the word floppy into a little text box to in order to see boobies.
I've seen mitten in my nieghborhood before and it turns out she lives in a building pretty much right across the street from me. Crazy coincidence. Mitten and sixsixty were sitting on the other side of the restaurant so I didn't get to talk to them much but they seem like swell peeps.
I would have liked to continue drinking with donkey and others but we had to leave while still sober. I have a hard enough time not crashing my bike when I'm not drunk.
I've seen mitten in my nieghborhood before and it turns out she lives in a building pretty much right across the street from me. Crazy coincidence. Mitten and sixsixty were sitting on the other side of the restaurant so I didn't get to talk to them much but they seem like swell peeps.
I would have liked to continue drinking with donkey and others but we had to leave while still sober. I have a hard enough time not crashing my bike when I'm not drunk.
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or an inanimate object convention....