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Thursday Jun 13, 2002

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Last night, I cleaned the fish kitchen, defended myself against angry sea lions, and stuffed phenobarbital into a semi-frozen herring. Today, I have decided to represent myself to the world as a sickly elephant seal.

If you would like to associate a sound with my new profile picture, it should be a combination of snorting, farting, and belching. Please imagine that I smell like dead fish and seal poop.

Thank you.
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squid_vicious:
Very close. I think it needs to be sped up just a bit and perhaps a bit more attach for added snort. Not that I'm complaining... I never imagined I'd get a wav file to go along with my new online identity. Thanks.
Jun 13, 2002
residue:
you have to image the smell you dicribed coming from once mouth just makes it more .... euhm,
have no word for it ... '
Jun 14, 2002

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