squid_vicious

I went to the financial aid office at school today. This is probably the 15th time I've been there since February. No pell grants or other free money for me. That's alright, I expected that. The real fuck is that there's no chance of me getting a loan until fall. What did they give me? Well they gave me a stack of paperwork to fill out and a fucking comic book. I'm gonna be thirty in about a week and they gave me a fucking comic book. It's called 'the Future 5'. It's some sort of crap-ass x-men rip off with a multiracial team of pontificating assholes in colorful tights. One of the characters is 'Chef'. He's got green tights and a fucking chef hat. At one point he threatens to make a bad guy drink some special herbal tea. I would have found this thing insulting when I was in junior high. Now it makes me beyond pissed off. I already had a career, now I want a different one. I don't need some cartoon fucks in tights telling me to stay in school and stay away from drugs. I need a fucking loan so I can pay my god damned rent and by some more chicken flavored ramen.

I'm supressing the urge to go back to the financial aid office and choke the fucking muppet that decided to hand this thing to me.


I did find a hilarious review of this comic: http://www.zentertainment.com/comicreviews.php?op=showcontent&id=79 You can find anything on the ineternet.