Thursday Jun 13, 2002

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Last night, I cleaned the fish kitchen, defended myself against angry sea lions, and stuffed phenobarbital into a semi-frozen herring. Today, I have decided to represent myself to the world as a sickly elephant seal.

If you would like to associate a sound with my new profile picture, it should be a combination of snorting, farting, and belching. Please imagine that I smell like dead...
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squid_vicious:
Very close. I think it needs to be sped up just a bit and perhaps a bit more attach for added snort. Not that I'm complaining... I never imagined I'd get a wav file to go along with my new online identity. Thanks.
residue:
you have to image the smell you dicribed coming from once mouth just makes it more .... euhm,
have no word for it ... '

Friday Jun 07, 2002

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I hate my job. Unfortunately, I agreed to finish this fooking project. They tricked me by offering me a bonus to finish it. I should've just said no.
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squid_vicious:
Thanks gimme. I appreciate it but I'm curious to know what made you fall for me. Was it the evil duck on the front of my motorcycle? Is it my enthusiasm for my job?
gimmesatisfaction:
Yes. No. Other.

Wednesday Jun 05, 2002

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There's a suicide girl that lives in my neighborhood (or maybe she just hangs out here). I don't think I would have recognized her except for the tattoos. It makes me feel funny when I see her.

Hey look, I'm my own friend.