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Dorset, OH

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Sunday Sep 30, 2007

Sep 30, 2007
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What is a juggalo?
Lemme think for a second. Well?
Oh, he gets butt naked.
And then he walks through the street winkin at freaks,
With a two-liter stuck in his butt-cheeks!
What is a juggalo?
He just dont care.
He might try to put a weave in his nut hair.
Cuz he could give a fuck less what a bitch thinks,
He tell her that her butt stinks, and all that,
What is a juggalo?
He drinks like a fish,
And then he starts hugging people like a drunk bitch,
Next thing hes picking fights with his best friends,
Then he starts with the hugging again, fuck,
What is a juggalo?
A fucking lunatic.
Somebody with a rope tied to his dick,
Then he jumps out a ten-story window! Oh!

(chorussmile
What is a juggalo?
A juggalo? if thats what it is, well fuck if I know.
What is a juggalo?
I dont know, but Im down with the clown, and Im down for life, yo.
(end chorus)

What is a juggalo?
A dead body.
Well he aint really dead, but he aint like anybody
That youve ever met before.
Hell eat monopoly and shit out connect four.
What is a jug-
(What the fuck? connec-man, that shits wack. Dont worry bout my shit, just rap, mutha fucker.)
What is a juggalo?
He aint a bitch boy.
Hell walk through to the hills and beat down a rich boy.
Walks right in the house where ya havin supper,
And dip his nuts in ya soup. Whoop!
What is a juggalo?
Well he aint a phony.
Hell walk up and bust a nut in your macaroni.
And watch you sit there and finish up the last bit,
Cuz you're a stupid-ass dumb fuckin idiot.
What is a juggalo?
Hes a graduate.
He graduated from......well,
At least hes got a job, hes not a dumb putz,
He works for himself scratchin his nuts, ha!
What is a juggalo?
A hulkamaniac.
He powerbombs mutha fuckas into thumbtacks. (bwa!)
People like him till they find out hes unstable.
He sabued ya mama through a coffee table.

(chorus)

What is a juggalo?
VIEW 8 of 8 COMMENTS
getfighted:
The WTF is for the lyrics lol. And thank you.
blush
Oct 3, 2007
brightredscream:
You didn't need to apologize to me.

That is all.

Me.
Oct 5, 2007

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