Next time you're on a filesharing network, do a search for anything by Karen Finley. Maybe I'm really immature, but I found this shit to be really fucking hilarious.
Update from my retarded personal life:
- girl #1 is finished... I'm really happy. Things have a very nice sense of resolution and closure. Rock.
- girl #2 has been fixed, and I managed to un-fuck...
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Update from my retarded personal life:
- girl #1 is finished... I'm really happy. Things have a very nice sense of resolution and closure. Rock.
- girl #2 has been fixed, and I managed to un-fuck...
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I've gotten so much done at work today; I feel so productive. It's a shame that none of what I've done was actually work-related. 
Only 20 more minutes, and I can take my lunch break! I think I'm going to actually try to do some programming this afternoon. And sadly, I cannot abide by all of your suggestions and do 20 lines of coke beforehand....
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Only 20 more minutes, and I can take my lunch break! I think I'm going to actually try to do some programming this afternoon. And sadly, I cannot abide by all of your suggestions and do 20 lines of coke beforehand....
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jonalcoholic:
I always loved working on the clock. Cause if i took a 20 minute shit, i got paid for shitting. It felt so rewarding!
punknitemike:
any chance yr coming to any of the shows this weekend? friday in indy or saturday in troy? details are in my journal, of if ya need more info, hit me up. hope to see ya, lots of sg peeps are coming out. its gonna be fun!!!
So yeah, I think I really screwed things up with yet another girl. Go, me. At least this one doesn't hate me.... yet. 
I just got a spam entitled "Horse cum make up for lesbians". This shit is starting to make less and less sense.... I really need to fix my mailserver and get some filtering software up.
Sigh.... only 6 more hours to kill....
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I just got a spam entitled "Horse cum make up for lesbians". This shit is starting to make less and less sense.... I really need to fix my mailserver and get some filtering software up.
Sigh.... only 6 more hours to kill....
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unknowntrigram:
Maybe if you had done the 20 lines of coke you would have more code...
tori:
ha! i was probably talking cod shit as well... but it's all good. as long as all parties involved are stupid intoxicated, it's all good......
Went apartment hunting yesterday... every apartment complex was staffed almost exclusively by hot, 20-something girls. God, I can't wait to get out of Terre Fucking Haute.
Earlier this week, I made a big decision. It is either one of the most personally liberating things I have ever done, or one of the most colossal mistakes of my youth. Either way, there's no taking back what...
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Earlier this week, I made a big decision. It is either one of the most personally liberating things I have ever done, or one of the most colossal mistakes of my youth. Either way, there's no taking back what...
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punknitemike:
if yr gonna be in indianapolis on friday, come out to the melody inn & check out the punk rock show. i'll be there! or better yet, come out to troy on saturday for punk nite, both shows are gonna be killer!!! if ya need directions or details for either, hit me up!
captainhaggis:
dont you already have an apartment? you're not really going to continue living in your lil college town, are you? Well, I guess if the girls are hot - its not that bad of a deal.
Just watched "Lost in Translation"... really good film. I usually don't much care for Bill Murray, but he's really cast well here. The story is also really compelling; the last few years have felt very isolated for me, and it really "clicked".
Anyways, if you haven't seen it yet, pick it up next time you're at blockbuster or whatever.
Anyways, if you haven't seen it yet, pick it up next time you're at blockbuster or whatever.
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dave82:
Yeah, so I think the chem prof does have something out for me at least, I can't speak for Dan. He took off some dumbass points on our lab journals though. Anyways, if you want to discuss a UBS telephone interface, catch me online or over hot chocolate or something. I'll give you the low down. By the way, go see 'Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind' and visit http://www.elephant6.com for some neutral milk hotel live shows. -Dave
bean:
will do.
As I was lamenting to HagbardBjorn earlier today, I discovered something really weird about myself musically.... I've really developed a thing for really repetitive techno. The last two weeks could be divided up into two phases for me, "slow" and "fast". I usually listen to "slow" at work, which is mostly twerk and a bunch of other downtempo. "Fast" is mostly umek and a bunch...
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anywayyouneedme:
Metric sounds like pure heaven. They're like... dance-party music in some songs, and uhm... comparable a bit to the postal service in a few others... the girl has a wonderful voice... reminds me of kelly from the sneaker pimps before she left... blah blah... you should check out "succexy" and "the twist"... i'm stoned, sorry this post is so damn long. 
fred:
So... what would happen if you listened to punk music with a techno beat? or techno with punk rock guitars and singing?
So... what would happen if you listened to punk music with a techno beat? or techno with punk rock guitars and singing?
"...and it ends not with a bang, but with a whimper..."
Life is great sometimes, you know? =)
Life is great sometimes, you know? =)
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shiva8:
was it your last day at the current job??
synnove:
*grumbles*
So, I went to a wedding this weekend. It was the first one I've been to since I was about 10 or so, but I'm also sure it's the first in the series of many I shall attend in the near future. Pretty good ceremony overall, minus a total crackpot speech by the minister ("Love is like a tattoo... you should wear it on your...
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roxanne69:
Tune in for Prairie Home Companion on Saturday evenings. Garrison Keillor rules.
dave82:
Weddings are so cool. You should have bent that waitress over the buffett. Get a little & have and extra helping of rolls at the same time. Sorry, just feeling a bit frisky tonight. She did have a nice ass though. -Dave
Looks like I got the job I interviewed for last Wednesday. Bling. =)
Guess my plans to leave the country and go far far away didn't pan out, but I think I'll be happy in Indy.
Guess my plans to leave the country and go far far away didn't pan out, but I think I'll be happy in Indy.
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thefuckingdaddy:
Yeah, they talk about 'laws' but what are they going to do about it really? There are allready some psuedo-laws in many states, (not mine, florida), but what do they do, nothing... All of the addresses are fake so you can't even email them back (which was what a lot of spam-busters were doing... emailing them back just for fuckssake)... the ONLY way to make this work is to make it a fine for any ISP that allows unsolicited business email to run through their SMTP servers...
Most legit ISPs frown heavily on spam, yet there are those shady ones, and ones overseas, that are set up just for that purpose... I got severeral from one site in particular, and I traced the email origin to the business reading the MIME headers, but there wasn't any real way to contact them.
aaaarg
Most legit ISPs frown heavily on spam, yet there are those shady ones, and ones overseas, that are set up just for that purpose... I got severeral from one site in particular, and I traced the email origin to the business reading the MIME headers, but there wasn't any real way to contact them.
aaaarg
roxanne69:
Congo rats.
So where is your lady friend this idea of you moving?
So where is your lady friend this idea of you moving?
Yesterday was looooong. Drove out to indy for an all day job interview. I think it went really well.... might have something good lined up in the near future -crosses fingers-.
I've decided to name my firstborn child "Ableton". If I am cursed with a second, it shall be called "Live". =)
All my stupid torrent networks are being retarded, too. I found this place...
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I've decided to name my firstborn child "Ableton". If I am cursed with a second, it shall be called "Live". =)
All my stupid torrent networks are being retarded, too. I found this place...
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fred:
l337 dood!
Heh, I think it was Harrison Ford that named his kids Wilbur and Benjamin... those are rat movie names!
How about "dweezil" and "moon unit". Those hippies had a sick sense of humor.
I already got a web site and domain even but it's been unused for over a year now... thx though.
l337 dood!
Heh, I think it was Harrison Ford that named his kids Wilbur and Benjamin... those are rat movie names!
How about "dweezil" and "moon unit". Those hippies had a sick sense of humor.
I already got a web site and domain even but it's been unused for over a year now... thx though.
mya22:
If you have the G3 iBook it only takes a regular Airport card - $80 from Apple. If you have the G4, i think it might take the Extreme card, which is $100.
You can bet your ass I'm serious -- he annoys the bejeesus out of me.