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Thursday May 13, 2004

May 13, 2004
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Ugh, I just got back from the worst lunch break ever. About halfway through the sacred luncheon hour, I got a phone call from our landlord saying an out of town couple was looking at our apartment, and they were going to be by immediately to check it out. I asked the lady to give me like 20-30 minutes before coming by, so I could furiously clean the apartment.

I ran through the apartment, cleaning at full speed. Shoving clothes under beds. Cramming trash into cuppords. Hiding dishes under the sink. It was, by far, the most glorious cleaning attempt in the history of our fair apartment. I somehow managed to concel every piece of paraphernalia, pornography, and indecency in under 20 minutes. -deep sigh of relief-
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synnove:
psh... i never cleaned when someone viewed my place before i moved here. i was at work when they went to see the place. i had sg boobs all over the place, not to mention a penthouse centerfold that showed lots of pink.
May 16, 2004
fred:

Yeah that's me allright.

Heh, so you got all your filth under wraps huh? heh

May 16, 2004

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