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spyro

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Monday Mar 28, 2005

Mar 28, 2005
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PORNO INSURANCE?!?!!
So I called the 1-800 number for Customer Serivce for my insurance company and I heard a woman's voice saying "spread me open, thrust it deeper" etc!!!!!!!!!!!!! eeek I'm at work on break when this happens so I slam down the phone. eeek blush eeek

Of course, I'm the only one here today, so no one was around to hear, but still! I called again and it was busy. I tried the local number and that took forever to get through. I guess other people were having the same problem smile A few hours later I tried and finally it came up with the normal automated voice. Oh well...so much for porn at work. wink

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micah:
Well... if it's an 800 number then you don't have to pay for it, right?

I'm at work, looking at porn as I type this wink
Mar 28, 2005
pebbles:
That rocks! I probably would have done the same thing though. Did it make you smile all day long? I would have giggled to myself about it all day love
Mar 28, 2005

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