spuknein

I am: Married white Jolly Green Giant, professional cannon fodder and beanbag. sensitive, caring, oblivious, callow, overweight, overtall, undercoordinated, overeater, -drinker, and -smoker, and totally in love with my wife

I enjoy: Pretending I'm a civilian, wishing I'd never enlisted, screwing with the Japanese, troubleshooting and fixing my radar, soldering and microminiature repair, electronics theory, punk music, TOOL, cartoons, what little english programming is on my TV (including Buffy the Vampire Slayer), MUSHing, and spending time with my wife

I am looking for: someone who'll put up with me and not mind my obsession with Simpsons quotes and Seth Green, has tats and a few hundred piercings, is totally hot, and is an amazing cook (even if she can't do a load of laundry or empty an ashtray to save her life)... oh, wait, that's my wife. So I'm not really looking for anyone, thanks. Still, if Elara wants to come see Japan, have her call me....