- oh Faye
- so i'm watching Beerfest, and after the sex scene they wake up and they have mustard on their faces and chest, and then in Chasing Amy when they wake up on the couch after they've had sex they have mustard on them. Is that some random coincidence or is it some sex thing i've never heard of?
- i bought 4 movies yesterday:Beerfest, The Lover, Hard Candy, and Angel Heart. and i watched The Lover, and Beerfest (i watched Beerfest like 5 times already) and now i'm watching The Butchers Wife, which i've had sitting on my shelf for months. i remember seeing it at the theater and really liking it.
and the movies i got yesterday i got at Best Buy, with the $50 gift card Red got me for my b-day.
- so i went and hung out with tara and her friends. we got sushi and then hung out with her girlfriend and friends, just walkin around the mall. we went to Red Robin. they ate, i only had a nuclear ice tea (which is rum, gin, vodka, sweet and sour and cola... and i think 1 other liquor), and mmm it was tasty. then we walked around the mall more.
and when i got home i rearranged and cleaned my section of the garage.
- The Butchers Wife is a great movie. a happy movie.
light hearted and whimsical, it will put you in a good mood
-thursday-
- about my guard card, i don't even want to do it so i haven't called or nothing. i know it's a job, and can even be a pretty well paying job, but i never really liked being a security guard much to begin with, it was just easy to do where i was posted so i kept at it.
- I really shouldn't be asking you this,
I feel shy,
but I want it so bad,
don't get me wrong,
it's just that I haven't had it for a long time.
I can already feel it going in so hard and coming out so soft and wet.
No one has to know about this.
I need it.
I'm desperate,
your help would be great!
You must think I have a lot of nerve asking for this,
but I can feel my tongue around it sucking all the juice out until there no more left!
This has been on my mind all day long
and I hope I'm not being forward...
I'm usualy not like this,
but,
- red robin yesterday:
waitress:"So how do you like your meat?"
new kid i just met:"Uh..."
waitress:"Do you like it pink in the middle?"
nkijm:"Um..."
everyone else at the table:"... HAHAHA!" that's not even the dirtiest thing said at the table yesterday.
-sg interview fred williamson
"DRE: What attracted you to having a little tiny dog?
Fred: It's the male psychology. If you look around man, you'll see that big guys like little things. Little guys like big things to show they are equal to big tall guys. Little guys want the big tall chicks so he can say, "Yeah, I can do the same things you can, man" and go around and strut. Little men have big cars. Big guys buy little sports cars. It's what it is man, it's what it is. "
true. i had a coach in jr high who was like 6'3 250+, all muscle, and he drove the smallest little rx-7
- Hard Candy is a fucked up movie. good, but fucked up.
late 
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- Chewing gum my ass! We're men and we're crass: P-U-S-S-Y! Come'on...you can say it! It's OK! It's not like there's women out there that put things as bluntly as men do. Actually, I've walked in on some of my girl-friends back in college and they're talking Cock this and Cock that like you and I would take in a breath of air! Hey, men are pigs in the end anyway. Even if we are getting it steadily, we still have the need to masturbate. It's just a fact!
- Beerfest was alright if you're in the mood for a movie much like Jackass or Grandma's Boy, but otherwise it's not worth the money spent on making a copy of it on DVD. Hard Candy was disturbing and I'm a fan of The Butcher's Wife. You want a good flick to watch, if you have a chance to rent out House of D. I saw it on Showtime last week for the 1st time and I thought it was awesome...
- Have a good w/d bro...take it sleazy!