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Please allow me to introduce myself:

I have never starred in any major television events. My furnishings are simple and modest, consisting of strategically placed cardboard boxes and various assemblages of discarded rubbish found in the dumpster at work. I drink alcoholic beverages. I smoke. I ingest various pharmaceuticals into my bloodstream for the sole purpose of temporary euphoric bliss.

I live off of noodle snacks and 2-liters of refreshments containing mostly citrus acid and 10% real fruit juices! In university I was lulled to sleep by the nostalgic sounds of the nearby correctional facility, and mental health & drug rehabilitation center. I rarely meet movie stars, famed politicians, or anyone who knew somebody who won the lottery.

The laws of gravity constantly assert themselves forcibly on me. Particularly when Im on the stairs carrying fragile objects. For exercise, I watch TV, walk aimlessly around the local supermarket, and spin around in office chairs until nausea is achieved.

To keep my sanity at a respectable distance, I have spent the last several years memorizing dialogue (complete with stage movements) of various animated movies and television shows, which are then recited at inopportune times and places. Preferably when its to strangers with family and/or friends in the room to embarrass. I currently have no social life.

But I do have a Canon camera, a couple of computers and an iPhone, so everything is at peace with the world.

Cheers, Cliff.
ARRR!!!
VIEW 5 of 5 COMMENTS
tie:
hey.. also hier is das irgendwie wie bei myspace mit den comments.. liest man eher wenn man einfach auf den blog des anderen antwortet.. (hab nmlich deine antwort erst jetz entdeckt)
das mit den groups is eigentlich auch ganz easy. und dann gibts noch die boards...
hmm was gibts noch... mir fallt jetz nix ein aber schreib mir einfach ne msg when du eine frage hast smile

uuh und wenn du mich schon stalkst (lass es mich wenigstens behaupten) kmma ja mal auf ein bier gehn.
Mar 5, 2009
spliffy:
@Tie: So langsam find ich mich zu recht hier, danke!
Bier knn ma gern mal machen, damit das mit dem stalken auch endlich sinn macht... wink Ich bild mir aber ein das man sich vom sehen aus alten Paddys zeiten sogar schont kennt... Sag bescheid wenn du durst hast! ARRR!!!
Mar 7, 2009

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