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Dear Fox Broadcasting Network,
After again watching the second season of Arrested Development on DVD I have come to the conclusion that you f**king suck donkey c**k. How could you pull the second best television show (behind The Simpsons) off the air for ultra s**tty programming like Skating With The Stars or other programming of that ilk. What makes it worse is that there are...
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cometlori:
Yeah I guess sometimes you can't have it all..cool name, no theme song, cool theme song, crappy name. Kinda like Hank Scorpio (evil dude who ran Globetec when the simpsons moved temp...the hammock district!)
cometlori:
haha, yes I remember that played during the ending credits! Def. in my top 10 fave. eps love
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What ever happened to ska? Most of the good ska bands have since hung it up, and the ones that have not have either moved away from the horns (Reel Big Fish, Goldfinger) or done away with them all together (Aquabats). I guess I should be thankful for bands like Less Than Jake and the Rx Bandits who are still around.
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I woke up late for work today. Actually I woke up 20 minutes before I was supposed to start. [Montage of rapid exit seen from Home Alone.] After speeding and rolling all the stop signs I got to work three minutes before I was supposed to start at 10:30. Took lunch at 1:00 and came home to take a shower, because I didn't get to...
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I just cannot catch a break...
I absolutely hate 2006...

First my New Years sucked ass (already stated). Then my grandmother who also partly raised me died, and I thought that my year could not get much worse.

Then I find out that Toys "R" Us store 6053 in Arlington Heights, Illinois will be closing its doors Feb 28th. When I heard that it broke...
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sycomore:
For you kid:



You know 7up used to make a golden version back in the eighties. That didnt stay on the shelves long either

Come on now. You've heard that saying "once you've hit rock botton the only place left to go is up"

That sux when your tattoo artist take off tho. isnt it crazy? the bond you make with the person who pokes you with a needle?
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I love living in Illinois, but I have to get out of here. The past month has been terrible and I feel so sad and lost. I have an invite to go out to San Diego, and I am going to take that person up on it. So come the middle of March / start of April I am going to escape for a week,...
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-F**k you cancer-
If cancer were something tangible I would slit its f**king throat and bleed it dry, piker its head on my f**king lawn, let the birds peck out its eyes and pick it clean, and smash the skull into f**king dust with my f**king steel toed boots!
Seven f**cking months,,,
-RIP MLG-
wendy:
and by the gods of football. just humor me here.
wendy:
damn straight they are. it's a rematch 20 years in the making.

if you know anything about the game 20 years ago... i am very close family friends with the james family (roland james) and have been constantly told about that game. it would be nice to get some sweet revenge. and we will.
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New Years... I had no plans so was the designated driver for my pregnant sister and my brother-in-law. That after working a nine hour shift. By about 11:30 I wanted to go. Then midnight rolled around, and as I looked around the room I felt even worse. Besides me there were ten other people there and they were five couples. Four were married two were...
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So apparently marriage must be quite fantastic, because all of my married friends keep bugging me about getting a girlfriend and get married too.
adaline:
Thanks for the comment!!!! love yur profile pic smile
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If I don't know what my station in life is how am I supposed to improve it?
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All i need in life is someone to open up to, I would probably give up everything else I have for that.
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I wonder if I could go the entire day with out having to think once. If I could literally move through the entire day on instinct rather than thought..
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When someone exclaims to you not to make a scene; aren't they almost baiting you into making a scene?
helena:
he totally sounds so much like him. its definatly creepy.