spiderkittin

"Handlebars"

I can ride my bike with no handlebars
No handlebars
No handlebars
I can ride my bike with no handlebars
No handlebars
No handlebars

Look at me Look at me
Hands in the air like its good to be
Alive and I'm a famous rapper
Even when the pastor all crookedy
I can show you how to dosey doe
I can show you how to scratch a record
I can take apart the remote control
And i can almost put it back together
I can tie a knot in a cherry stem
I can tell you about Leif Ericson
I know all the words to De Colores
And I'm proud to be an American
Me and my friends saw a platypus
Me and my friends made a comic book
And guess how long it took
I can do anything that I want 'Cause

Look

I can keep rhythm with no metronome
No metronome
No metronome
I can see you face on the telephone
On the telephone
On the telephone

Look at me look at me
Just called to say that its good to be
Alive in such a small world
I'm all curled up with a book to read
I can make money open up a thrift store
I can make a living off a magazine
I can design an engine
64 miles to the gallon on gasoline
I can make new antibiotics
I can make computer survive aquatic
Conditions I know how to run the business
And i can make you wanna buy a product
Movers shakers and producers
Me and my friends understand the future
I see the strings that control the systems
I can do anything with no assistance 'Cause

I can lead a nation with a microphone
With a microphone
With a microphone
And I can split the atoms of a molecule
Of a molecule
Of a molecule

Look at me Look at me
Driving and I won't stop
And it feels so good to be alive and on top
My reach is global
My tower secure
My cause is noble
My power is pure
I can handout a million vaccinations
Or let em all die from exasperations
Have all healed from their last erasions
Or have em all killed by assinations
I can make anybody go to prison
Just because I don't like 'em
I can do anything with no permission
I have it all under my command because

I can guide a missile by satellite
By satellite
By satellite
And I can hit a target through a telescope
Through a telescope
Through a telescope

And I can end the planet in a holocaust
In a holocaust
In a holocaust
In a holocaust
In a holocaust
In a holocaust

I can ride my bike with no handlebars
No handlebars
No handlebars
I can ride my bike with no handlebars
No handlebars
No handlebars



that song has pretty much been one of the only things that keeps me sane since i heard it two weeks ago.


the gods like to play tricks on me. and its not very fun

my stomach has been bothering the crap out of me. and i havent had a cigarette in a few days. and i reallllly could use one right now. i just might go out and have one after this. i have no clue.

the damn world spins in circles and stops on "fuck"

turns out at kroger i get paid $7.20 an hour. not tooooo bad. i thought it was just an even $7. my paycheck today was pretty nice too.

i'm excited for the paycheck i'm getting for dragon con. i'm gonna have some serious spending money.


i've already got 3 out of 4 outfits planned for the weekend too.

i'm going as bettie page. and its gonna be shweeet



once again. i'm gonna be trying to hang out with robert tonight. if it doesnt happen. i'm gonna be pretty pissed. just sayin.


the other day i decided to try my hand at drawing a skull. because robert has this idea for a tattoo. and buttered me up to the idea of maybe being the one to draw it.

so here is my first skull...



i looked at a picture of one just so i could get a reference. but i tried. its not terrible. but i still have a lot of practice to do.


it felt good to draw again. i want to draw more. i just have to find my damned pencils.... hmm


i really should start getting ready.

OH! i finally got my car.

its gonna be another week before i can drive it because we have to get the title in my name, and get a tag for it. but otherwise i gots my car!!!

it isnt as zippy as the geo. but it has a working radio and good speakers. its awesome. now its just figuring out how to get my old radio in it....because all it has is a tape player and radio. and i need a cd player...

and i just gotta fix the windows so that they open...


anyway. off to work i go!