spiderbaby

FUCKTARD BECAUSE:
-you burnt my pizza
-you ruined a classic movie
-im too drunk to drive to buy more vodka
-you say things and then take them back
-you dont stick up for yourself
-all the boys who like me are "fucktards"
-i dont have the motivation to get out of bed
-you did a fake bid on my tool tickets and made it difficult for me
-you have your 'number sending' off and i wont answer your call
-i just found a pimple
-noone wants to come to sydney for foo-fighters with me
-you are reading this