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Yesterday was freaky. Not only because I got sick (although I didn't have any fever I felt like I was burning), but also because of... Lalo.
Well, not really for him either, but he has a story of dating freaks and psychos... Such as his ex (or something like that), although I don't even know if they were "something".
The thing is that this girl (Jackie) is a real pain in the ass. I tried getting along with her, you know, keeping it nice. If you don't have something nice to say, say nothing at all kinda shit? I can be like that, specially when it comes to my friend's girlfriend. Or date. Or whatever they were.
The thing is that Jackie is one annoying bitch. She called 20 times a day to talk to Lalo, many of those during the night. And Lalo has a cell phone, so no need to bother the roomies, right?

So it got worse. Even when Rock and Lalo told her off more than once, but she kept calling. One day I had a friend visiting, and I told my friend to answer the phone, hoping Jackie would get a clue. Guess what happened? She called several times again, hanging everytime she heard my friend's voice.
Mind you, it was too OBVIOUS Lalo was avoiding her...

So one day she gives Lalo a present (a backpack I think it is), but for some reason she wants it back (oh, c'mon, lady!).Yesterday, when I arrived home (feeling like shit because I was sick) Lalo was on the phone with her. 5 minutes later she's ringing our bell.
Rock answered, saying Lalo had just left, and ignored her further rings. Till the point she was CONSTANTLY ringing the motherfucking bell. She wanted me to get her the fucking present, what I was no way doing. Both her and her mother seemed content after I told them off but... Guess what happened later?
Yeah, more rings. Rock went again, and this time she wanted to come in and search for the damned thing herself. And of course Rock was "No fucking way" about it.
I was feeling like shit, but I swore: another ring and I'm going down to kick her ass. And her mother's if I have to.

The thing is the ringing stopped (although I was really looking forward to kicking her skinny ass to this point). But some time later we heard our doorbell. I was going berserk until I noticed it was the doorman. Great, now he's going to complain about Jackie making a scene or something...
He told us Jackie (but mostly her mother) tried to get into the building by force, so they called the police. That's when I went "WTF?". All this trouble for a $15 backpack? How stupid can a person be?

Now I'm hoping it'll make her desist. But hey, I'm realist. I bet she'll be ringing my bell together again.
Perhaps today is the day I kick some ass...